Jack Stamper
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
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Even without the mass murder machine that would be the elevators after a game, It's also stupid because the only reason to have it that high is the view, AND EVERYONE IS FORCED NOT TO LOOK AT IT
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Even without the mass murder machine that would be the elevators after a game, It's also stupid because the only reason to have it that high is the view, AND EVERYONE IS FORCED NOT TO LOOK AT IT
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this random shakespeare appearance might beat my previous favorite, "yo mama joke"
October 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
this random shakespeare appearance might beat my previous favorite, "yo mama joke"
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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academy award contending tiktok
September 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
academy award contending tiktok
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Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.
The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.
The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
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Jerry wanted you to hear this from him.
We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why Magnum must #FreeBenAndJerrys
See Jerry’s full message at freebenandjerrys.com and be part of the campaign.
We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why Magnum must #FreeBenAndJerrys
See Jerry’s full message at freebenandjerrys.com and be part of the campaign.
September 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Jerry wanted you to hear this from him.
We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why Magnum must #FreeBenAndJerrys
See Jerry’s full message at freebenandjerrys.com and be part of the campaign.
We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why Magnum must #FreeBenAndJerrys
See Jerry’s full message at freebenandjerrys.com and be part of the campaign.
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
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Well that one just killed me
September 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Well that one just killed me
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While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
August 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
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I for one.
Love Roman numerals.
Love Roman numerals.
August 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I for one.
Love Roman numerals.
Love Roman numerals.
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![Comic. [airplane connected to airport terminal by jet bridge] VOICE FROM PLANE: This is your captain speaking. As you’ve probably noticed, we’re still grounded due to weather. But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, and we have an idea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreid3ylnjltbkgiwjwfod36vafod3nlat3bjbjqiwtt4z3zkuerxxqq@jpeg)
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THE song of the summer. #MarioKartWorld
August 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
THE song of the summer. #MarioKartWorld
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Verfahrene Situation beim FC Barcelona rund um Marc-André ter Stegen. Weil der deutsche Nationaltorwart einen medizinischen Bericht an die Liga nicht unterschrieben hat, haben die Katalanen ihre Rechtsabteilung eingeschaltet.
Barca leitet ein Disziplinarverfahren gegen ter Stegen ein
Verfahrene Situation beim FC Barcelona rund um Marc-André ter Stegen. Weil der deutsche Nationaltorwart einen medizinischen Bericht an die Liga nicht unterschrieben hat, haben die Katalanen ihre Rechtsabteilung eingeschaltet.
dlvr.it
August 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Verfahrene Situation beim FC Barcelona rund um Marc-André ter Stegen. Weil der deutsche Nationaltorwart einen medizinischen Bericht an die Liga nicht unterschrieben hat, haben die Katalanen ihre Rechtsabteilung eingeschaltet.
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Thank you, Colleen O'Shaughnessey.
July 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Thank you, Colleen O'Shaughnessey.
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What if you funneled Niagara Falls through a straw?
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
youtu.be/pfbzrrcQZjs
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
youtu.be/pfbzrrcQZjs
What if you funneled Niagara Falls through a straw?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
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June 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What if you funneled Niagara Falls through a straw?
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
youtu.be/pfbzrrcQZjs
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
youtu.be/pfbzrrcQZjs
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This is why wearing a rainbow flag is meaningful, even if you're not queer yourself. 🥹💜
For noen kan et lite regnbueflagg bety at vi føler oss tryggere. Man ser flagget og tenker; « her kan jeg passe inn»
En enkel måte å vite at jeg også blir satt pris på.
Veldig fin video
Oslo Pride🌈
En enkel måte å vite at jeg også blir satt pris på.
Veldig fin video
Oslo Pride🌈
May 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This is why wearing a rainbow flag is meaningful, even if you're not queer yourself. 🥹💜
Sex, Alkohol und Verkehrssünder
May 31, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Sex, Alkohol und Verkehrssünder