Jackgo
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Hey, SNAKEY-POO! Take a look at that DIGITAL PHOTO I emailed you, okay? D'you think this new BATTLESUIT makes my BUTT look fat...?
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Hey, SNAKEY-POO! Take a look at that DIGITAL PHOTO I emailed you, okay? D'you think this new BATTLESUIT makes my BUTT look fat...?
https://x.com/Jackgo__
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bouncer didn’t let me into the club because i “bear the curse”. whatever the fuck that means.
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
bouncer didn’t let me into the club because i “bear the curse”. whatever the fuck that means.
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DO NOT WATCH MADAGASCAR 3
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
DO NOT WATCH MADAGASCAR 3
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get urself a pretty boy guitarist
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
get urself a pretty boy guitarist
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Dead Labubu I found at work today
October 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Dead Labubu I found at work today
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they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man
August 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man
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why am i getting more followers again did another Xitter meme page post a screenshot of the account
September 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
why am i getting more followers again did another Xitter meme page post a screenshot of the account
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Senator: (after spending 8 hours crafting the perfect tweet) Instead of acting illegally, the president should consider the price of turnips at the grocery
February 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Senator: (after spending 8 hours crafting the perfect tweet) Instead of acting illegally, the president should consider the price of turnips at the grocery
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🎉 Big update!
The #InternetArchive has launched a new version of GifCities, our search engine for vintage GeoCities GIFs. Search better. Blink more!
Check it out ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/06/09/k...
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The #InternetArchive has launched a new version of GifCities, our search engine for vintage GeoCities GIFs. Search better. Blink more!
Check it out ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/06/09/k...
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June 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
🎉 Big update!
The #InternetArchive has launched a new version of GifCities, our search engine for vintage GeoCities GIFs. Search better. Blink more!
Check it out ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/06/09/k...
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The #InternetArchive has launched a new version of GifCities, our search engine for vintage GeoCities GIFs. Search better. Blink more!
Check it out ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/06/09/k...
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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these dudes are really stealing the thunder from *my* divorce
June 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
these dudes are really stealing the thunder from *my* divorce
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An easy way to know if your house is haunted is to bake a cake that says “for ghost” and see if anything takes it
January 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
An easy way to know if your house is haunted is to bake a cake that says “for ghost” and see if anything takes it
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When I was a kid, a van drove around the neighborhood with a fake gorilla head on the roof and a PA system announcing a marathon of King Kong and Mighty Joe Young at the local theater.
This is what the 70s were to me. Weird ape vans making proclamations.
This is what the 70s were to me. Weird ape vans making proclamations.
June 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When I was a kid, a van drove around the neighborhood with a fake gorilla head on the roof and a PA system announcing a marathon of King Kong and Mighty Joe Young at the local theater.
This is what the 70s were to me. Weird ape vans making proclamations.
This is what the 70s were to me. Weird ape vans making proclamations.
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Dear Democrats: if you want the drugged-up, country-destroying, multi-murdering nazi fuckwit's money that badly, RAISE HIS GODDAMN TAXES.
🟡 NEW: Rep. Ro Khanna is working to pull Elon Musk toward Democrats and talked with one of Musk’s “senior confidants” on Thursday about whether he might want to help the Democratic Party in the midterms.
Khanna steps up his work to pull Musk toward Democrats
The California Democratic congressman has known the former Donald Trump ally for more than a decade.
www.semafor.com
June 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dear Democrats: if you want the drugged-up, country-destroying, multi-murdering nazi fuckwit's money that badly, RAISE HIS GODDAMN TAXES.
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Return of Ultraman is the only show where you could have an episode about how a child is ontologically evil and we need to kill him and then follow it up with this
June 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Return of Ultraman is the only show where you could have an episode about how a child is ontologically evil and we need to kill him and then follow it up with this
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rfk jr hearing raw milk and four dead cats and putting his bib on
December 23, 2024 at 6:42 AM
rfk jr hearing raw milk and four dead cats and putting his bib on
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake