[After sex]: ok, now let's do a silly one.

🎯🎯👇👇

“New year, new meats.”

- Arby’s, probably

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

And Tiny Tim, who did *not* die, still haunts the streets of London, a deathless wraith, an immortal abomination, who taps his stick on the cobblestones in a grotesque tattoo and hisses “God bless us, everyone” before letting out a rheumatic cackle and cough as he vanishes into the fog

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Saying "Lincoln was a Republican" is like saying “Kevin Spacey won an Oscar.” Technically it’s true, but a lot of shit has happened since then

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

Very pleased to be here, now to try to find everyone who I followed on the Titanic