Worst Episode Ever
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I often inevitably have a sense of how things are -coded but I consciously ignore them because I don't want to crimp my style
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I often inevitably have a sense of how things are -coded but I consciously ignore them because I don't want to crimp my style
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Keys & Mulder build dataset to study homeowners insurance using over 74 million premiums from 2014–2024 inferred from mortgage escrow payments. Premium increases are capitalized into home values, reducing home price growth by over $40,000 in the most exposed zip codes. www.nber.org/papers/w32579
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Keys & Mulder build dataset to study homeowners insurance using over 74 million premiums from 2014–2024 inferred from mortgage escrow payments. Premium increases are capitalized into home values, reducing home price growth by over $40,000 in the most exposed zip codes. www.nber.org/papers/w32579
A huge amount of Tim Robinson's humor is based on being excluded from jokes or fun things, and I just realized that "you're not part of the Turbo Team" is included in that.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A huge amount of Tim Robinson's humor is based on being excluded from jokes or fun things, and I just realized that "you're not part of the Turbo Team" is included in that.
When I hear that he's playing more golf than ever, that actually increases my estimation of his health
It's weird. I feel like I see less visuals of him playing golf? is that possible. does that match your perception?
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When I hear that he's playing more golf than ever, that actually increases my estimation of his health
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"People's quality of life doesn't improve as their income doubles from 40k to 80k, but the improvement from 130k to 150k is significant" is also deranged as a matter of logic, common sense, and math
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"People's quality of life doesn't improve as their income doubles from 40k to 80k, but the improvement from 130k to 150k is significant" is also deranged as a matter of logic, common sense, and math
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Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put unscrupulous people in charge who think they will be Raptured before the war crime trials convene.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put unscrupulous people in charge who think they will be Raptured before the war crime trials convene.
I feel like in the first term there was some satirical thing about The Gorilla Channel with him, or how he like wanted a version of some movie that was just the gun fights. I was kind of hoping it would be something like that.
Trump personally rebooting the Rush Hour franchise was by far my favorite story of the day.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I feel like in the first term there was some satirical thing about The Gorilla Channel with him, or how he like wanted a version of some movie that was just the gun fights. I was kind of hoping it would be something like that.
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Found the worst food opinion
They should invent a slice of pizza that you have to peel
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Found the worst food opinion
Will Mamdami or Trump be the first one to start up nationalized oil refineries?
Crude oil is down 19.2% from last year.
A gallon of retail gasoline? Down 2 cents. ⛽️
A gallon of retail gasoline? Down 2 cents. ⛽️
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Will Mamdami or Trump be the first one to start up nationalized oil refineries?
Also, you can still get amazing service and spacious seating on a LAX-JFK $3000 flight. You just don't want to.
A roundtrip LAX-JFK flight in the late 60s was around $3K in today’s dollars. The people who wore suits on those flights were the people who regularly wore suits. Complaining about informally-dressed fliers is complaining that the wrong sorts of people are flying today.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Also, you can still get amazing service and spacious seating on a LAX-JFK $3000 flight. You just don't want to.
This is not necessarily my favorite Prince song but I agree
This is exactly what you do
With presidents who coup
With presidents who coup
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This is not necessarily my favorite Prince song but I agree
I'll be honest I would probably try to abuse power as President by getting various series continued.
2 more seasons of SGU
At least one more season of Firefly
Maybe Raised By Wolves?
Severance S3 has to come out before 2027 or Ben Stiller gets the electric chair
That's off the top of my head.
2 more seasons of SGU
At least one more season of Firefly
Maybe Raised By Wolves?
Severance S3 has to come out before 2027 or Ben Stiller gets the electric chair
That's off the top of my head.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'll be honest I would probably try to abuse power as President by getting various series continued.
2 more seasons of SGU
At least one more season of Firefly
Maybe Raised By Wolves?
Severance S3 has to come out before 2027 or Ben Stiller gets the electric chair
That's off the top of my head.
2 more seasons of SGU
At least one more season of Firefly
Maybe Raised By Wolves?
Severance S3 has to come out before 2027 or Ben Stiller gets the electric chair
That's off the top of my head.
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Peter Thiel first encountering the concept of the Antichrist
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Peter Thiel first encountering the concept of the Antichrist
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When you seek revenge, dig two graves. That way you can take revenge on two guys at once and maximize your productivity.
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When you seek revenge, dig two graves. That way you can take revenge on two guys at once and maximize your productivity.
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Then: How did {wildly silly and incompetent person} ever get appointed to {position of power}?
Now, as I reach the age typical of people in {position of power}: Oh.
Now, as I reach the age typical of people in {position of power}: Oh.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Then: How did {wildly silly and incompetent person} ever get appointed to {position of power}?
Now, as I reach the age typical of people in {position of power}: Oh.
Now, as I reach the age typical of people in {position of power}: Oh.
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Extremely bad news for the libs: the wordsmiths who invented Obummer have discovered that Mamdani can be rewritten as "Mamdummy." The left should prepare for four years of humiliation.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Extremely bad news for the libs: the wordsmiths who invented Obummer have discovered that Mamdani can be rewritten as "Mamdummy." The left should prepare for four years of humiliation.
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Me, shouting at the Bank of America press conference: Can you express your views on the sanity of the out-of-power political party right now?
BoA spokesman: Democrats...are agitated at what they se-
Me: goddammit I'll never get my "BofA: Ds Nuts" headline at this rate.
BoA spokesman: Democrats...are agitated at what they se-
Me: goddammit I'll never get my "BofA: Ds Nuts" headline at this rate.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me, shouting at the Bank of America press conference: Can you express your views on the sanity of the out-of-power political party right now?
BoA spokesman: Democrats...are agitated at what they se-
Me: goddammit I'll never get my "BofA: Ds Nuts" headline at this rate.
BoA spokesman: Democrats...are agitated at what they se-
Me: goddammit I'll never get my "BofA: Ds Nuts" headline at this rate.
I Think You Should Be More Concerned About Climate Change, With Kim Stanley Robinson
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I Think You Should Be More Concerned About Climate Change, With Kim Stanley Robinson
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/