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Hold tight Steven Jay
May 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Well spring was fun while it lasted
April 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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So America, you take your 33 1/3 tariff, minus my 25% tariff and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning with a Tariff.

But then you take my 75% tariff, if we go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 tariff. See USA, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you in 2025.
April 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
First actual lol on bluesky reposted below
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Imagine strapping a fleshlight to this thing
April 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
These Fridays come faster and faster each week
April 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
First time I've ever seen Frasier S1E1 on channel 4. Feel like this means something considering it's been on a loop for the past 15 years.
March 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Brexit has absolutely hamstrung my working life. Whilst all my Irish colleagues are in Spain and Italy I'm probably gonna be sent to Sunderland 😵‍💫
March 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Horses in the morning sun #England #walk #horse #farm #mining
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Wheres #FoodSky at #ratemyplate Rice Avocado and Egg #sriracha
March 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Because God hath wrought not only wonders, Jerry.
March 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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The term health food is so backwards like nah man that's just food. That's broccoli. You been eating unhealth food.
March 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's nice out but I'm not getting my hopes up just yet. This is fools spring, and I won't let it catch me out again.

#England #spring #winter
March 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's sunny ☀️ and today I'm gonna join a gym

#motivation #gym #England #cold
March 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Last joint in Bangkok before I flew home.

#weed #travel #bangkok #thailand #bald #beard #joint #spliff
March 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Back in London. COLD. Paid 30 quid for breakfast (was good). Full of geordies for the final. Work tomorrow. Quit drinking (again). Feel like pure shit just want Thailand back.

Depressed.
March 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Just asserted dominance in a 4 seater bit of a Bangkok airline lounge by using my lighter to open my sparkling water.

#travel #bangkok #waffle #weed
March 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Big shout Thailand! Freed the weed properly, no silly little rules about consumption or retail like 🇨🇦 or 🇳🇱 (still love yous tho)

#thailand #tourism #travel #weed #420 #bangkok #canada #netherlands #cannabis #legalisation
March 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Pastel de Nata from Mark's and Spencer has got nothing on the Lidl version
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Homenagem 😂
February 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
My toxic trait is sitting at my laptop reading a full email thread on my phone because it got the notificationa few seconds earlier
February 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM