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John P
@j0hnparker.bsky.social
He mostly posts about films, physical media, and Newcastle United

(mostly)
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Finally went to see One Battle After Another today. 70mm print 😮‍💨

Outstanding. What a bloody good time at the movies.
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Tickets booked 🙌
THANK YOU SENSEI! THANK YOU!

We're the only place in Edinburgh that you can see
Paul Thomas Anderson's masterpiece ONE BATTLE
AFTER ANOTHER on glorious 70mm - screening from
today! 🎞️

🎟️ www.filmhouse.org.uk/movie/one-ba...
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Tatsuya Nakadai (1932–2025)
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The same guy is at it again under the latest #nufc piece.

I’m convinced it’s Paul Mitchell 😂
If you need a little chuckle after yesterday's despair, there is a spectacular head-loss comment under this article, complete with a ten point plan for how to fix #NUFC
“How shit must you be, we’re winning at home.”

The answer to this rhetorical question, posed by West Ham fans, was obvious and unavoidable.

#NUFC were awful.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Watching City make mincemeat of Liverpool and then remembering we play them next 😭 #nufc
an older man in a plaid shirt looks at the camera
ALT: an older man in a plaid shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not sure what the answer is when we’re routinely spanking teams in the cups, but that was an absolute horror show. No excuses for any of them. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ha what a shambles
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don’t care how much you are trying to manage Hall’s minutes…as soon as that first penalty incident happened, Burn should have been hooked. Shocking game management. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Dear oh dear what a complete fucking mess #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We’re very evidently going through a difficult patch of form at the minute. But we’re winning.

I will 100% take an ugly, scrappy, shithousing horror show of a second half if it means we can hold on and take the points #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Share this with every dickhead you know who thinks all of the world’s ills are because of immigration.

THIS is what’s wrong with the fucking world ⬇️
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
This picture is worth 1,000 words.
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Job done. Wasn’t convincing but that doesn’t matter. Three wins in a row in the CL is what matters. Great to see Lewis Hall back too. #nufc
ANOTHER BIG WIN IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! 👊
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Would it be unfair to say that I don’t think he’s carrying an injury? He knew he was getting hooked for the second game in a row. #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Dan Burn wonder header! #NUFC
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Getting slightly concerned about the number of our first team players who have seemingly lost the ability to control the ball with their first touch. Seriously what is going on? #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bloody hell, what a header!! 🚀
BIG DAN BURNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM