John P
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Tickets booked 🙌
THANK YOU SENSEI! THANK YOU!
We're the only place in Edinburgh that you can see
Paul Thomas Anderson's masterpiece ONE BATTLE
AFTER ANOTHER on glorious 70mm - screening from
today! 🎞️
🎟️ www.filmhouse.org.uk/movie/one-ba...
We're the only place in Edinburgh that you can see
Paul Thomas Anderson's masterpiece ONE BATTLE
AFTER ANOTHER on glorious 70mm - screening from
today! 🎞️
🎟️ www.filmhouse.org.uk/movie/one-ba...
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Tickets booked 🙌
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Tatsuya Nakadai (1932–2025)
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Tatsuya Nakadai (1932–2025)
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
If you need a little chuckle after yesterday's despair, there is a spectacular head-loss comment under this article, complete with a ten point plan for how to fix #NUFC
“How shit must you be, we’re winning at home.”
The answer to this rhetorical question, posed by West Ham fans, was obvious and unavoidable.
#NUFC were awful.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
The answer to this rhetorical question, posed by West Ham fans, was obvious and unavoidable.
#NUFC were awful.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Watching City make mincemeat of Liverpool and then remembering we play them next 😭 #nufc
an older man in a plaid shirt looks at the camera
ALT: an older man in a plaid shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Watching City make mincemeat of Liverpool and then remembering we play them next 😭 #nufc
Not sure what the answer is when we’re routinely spanking teams in the cups, but that was an absolute horror show. No excuses for any of them. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Not sure what the answer is when we’re routinely spanking teams in the cups, but that was an absolute horror show. No excuses for any of them. #nufc
I don’t care how much you are trying to manage Hall’s minutes…as soon as that first penalty incident happened, Burn should have been hooked. Shocking game management. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I don’t care how much you are trying to manage Hall’s minutes…as soon as that first penalty incident happened, Burn should have been hooked. Shocking game management. #nufc
We’re very evidently going through a difficult patch of form at the minute. But we’re winning.
I will 100% take an ugly, scrappy, shithousing horror show of a second half if it means we can hold on and take the points #nufc
I will 100% take an ugly, scrappy, shithousing horror show of a second half if it means we can hold on and take the points #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We’re very evidently going through a difficult patch of form at the minute. But we’re winning.
I will 100% take an ugly, scrappy, shithousing horror show of a second half if it means we can hold on and take the points #nufc
I will 100% take an ugly, scrappy, shithousing horror show of a second half if it means we can hold on and take the points #nufc
Share this with every dickhead you know who thinks all of the world’s ills are because of immigration.
THIS is what’s wrong with the fucking world ⬇️
THIS is what’s wrong with the fucking world ⬇️
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Share this with every dickhead you know who thinks all of the world’s ills are because of immigration.
THIS is what’s wrong with the fucking world ⬇️
THIS is what’s wrong with the fucking world ⬇️
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Even I thought this was one of mine!
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Job done. Wasn’t convincing but that doesn’t matter. Three wins in a row in the CL is what matters. Great to see Lewis Hall back too. #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Job done. Wasn’t convincing but that doesn’t matter. Three wins in a row in the CL is what matters. Great to see Lewis Hall back too. #nufc
Getting slightly concerned about the number of our first team players who have seemingly lost the ability to control the ball with their first touch. Seriously what is going on? #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Getting slightly concerned about the number of our first team players who have seemingly lost the ability to control the ball with their first touch. Seriously what is going on? #nufc
Bloody hell, what a header!! 🚀
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bloody hell, what a header!! 🚀
If you need a little chuckle after yesterday's despair, there is a spectacular head-loss comment under this article, complete with a ten point plan for how to fix #NUFC
“How shit must you be, we’re winning at home.”
The answer to this rhetorical question, posed by West Ham fans, was obvious and unavoidable.
#NUFC were awful.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
The answer to this rhetorical question, posed by West Ham fans, was obvious and unavoidable.
#NUFC were awful.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
Newcastle’s worst performance under Eddie Howe? It was pretty s***
A great opportunity for Newcastle United had become a great test. The results from the test are in: abject failure
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If you need a little chuckle after yesterday's despair, there is a spectacular head-loss comment under this article, complete with a ten point plan for how to fix #NUFC
This was after the Brentford defeat last December. Feels familiar doesn’t it?
Replace Palace and Brentford with Leeds and Brighton, and it could be about the here and now.
Could do with a similar run of results to the ones that followed that game. #nufc
Replace Palace and Brentford with Leeds and Brighton, and it could be about the here and now.
Could do with a similar run of results to the ones that followed that game. #nufc
Apart from that one week when we put 3 good performances in on the spin, the rest of our form this season has been whiplash inducing. 1 point from West Ham, Palace, and Brentford, with respect, is very fucking poor. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This was after the Brentford defeat last December. Feels familiar doesn’t it?
Replace Palace and Brentford with Leeds and Brighton, and it could be about the here and now.
Could do with a similar run of results to the ones that followed that game. #nufc
Replace Palace and Brentford with Leeds and Brighton, and it could be about the here and now.
Could do with a similar run of results to the ones that followed that game. #nufc