The App Store reviews for X/Twitter are…yikes…

Good morning BlueSky peeps! Up since 430am. Hubs is picking up the local fresh gobble gobble now. Putting that bird in the brine then back to bed. Son and his BF arrived at midnight and thank god won’t be up for hours! In other news my stepson got engaged last night! Squeeeeee! I have a new DIL!💕💕💕

Imagine losing a diss so bad you gotta file a frivolous lawsuit Lmfaoooooooooooo

Me, providing Drake with legal advice:

“No sir, don’t do that”

Drake sued me too. For being too cute

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney

Somebody needs to tell Drake to log off.

Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it

Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget