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Him: What was your favorite movie when you were a kid?
Me: Short Circuit
What's it about?
A robot who comes to life.
What was your favorite movie when you became a grownup?
Blade Runner
What's it about?
A guy who hunts and kills robots who have come to life.
At daycare the 4-year-old did a "thankfulness project" where the top two things he was thankful for were:
1. Apples
2. Dad
I'm up there with apples, man. If you thought I was insufferable before, you ain't seen nothing yet.
At daycare the 4-year-old did a "thankfulness project" where the top two things he was thankful for were:
1. Apples
2. Dad
I'm up there with apples, man. If you thought I was insufferable before, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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And they're hiding from both the general public and rich people who own them...
And they're hiding from both the general public and rich people who own them...
Absolutely no reason at all.
Absolutely no reason at all.
1. The far right.
2. Neurotic weirdos overwhelmed by pain and chaos with unmappable political opinions.
1. The far right.
2. Neurotic weirdos overwhelmed by pain and chaos with unmappable political opinions.
We weren’t allowed in the house for three months of the summer, but it was the best of times.
More like a yeetmotif, amiright?
More like a yeetmotif, amiright?
Interestingly, these are not mutually exclusive categories.
Interestingly, these are not mutually exclusive categories.
Also me: "Yes. We need this."
Also me: "Yes. We need this."
He's a fan.
He's a fan.
Do aunties still get on your shit for not wearing a coat when the temperature is in the 60s like they do farther south?
Do aunties still get on your shit for not wearing a coat when the temperature is in the 60s like they do farther south?
1. Things should be better
2. No they shouldn't
3. Things should be worse
1. Things should be better
2. No they shouldn't
3. Things should be worse