iwasacactus.bsky.social
@iwasacactus.bsky.social
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Nerdy PNW homo. This will likely be lots of dumb musings on whatever I’m currently obsessed with, which will probably be mostly video games.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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😪🎤🎶
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Nintendo didn’t NEED to make this canon, except yes, they did.
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and Final Fantasy VII Remake collaboration art!

Made by Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Art Director Nicholas Maxson-Francombe & Final Fantasy VII Remake Creative Director Tetsuya Nomura!
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me: “I need to stop doomscrolling and put my energy someplace better for my mental health.”

*closes Bluesky*

Me: “Huh, what should I do next?”

*opens Bluesky*
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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My rat Crystal Pepsi cosplaying as Freya Crescent from Final Fantasy IX.

Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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The earliest known example of ‘brain rot’ comes from Henry David Thoreau in his 1854 book “Walden.”

“While England endeavors to cure the potato-rot, will not any endeavor to cure the brain-rot, which prevails so much more widely and fatally?”
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Unfriendly reminder. The Sailor Scouts would absolutely beat the dog shit out of I.C.E. Can’t be a magical girl if you’re ok with fascists, and their secret police.
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Miss Major has passed away. We've lost an icon for the ages. Rest in power.
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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if I surgically put back my foreskin will it like factory reset me
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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When parakeets cosplay
October 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Alan Wake is inspired by, among other things, Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks used a diner I once visited as a location for the show. That means that I can virtually revisit the same booth I once ate at in Alan Wake.

Video games!
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Man, vaccines are great.
October 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This is LGBTQ+ History Month, and I urge my followers who are LGBTQ+ (or just curious) to dive into one thing--a movie, novel, TV show--from your childhood or before. Look at an older gay work as something other than a relic or an error. You'll be rewarded. Your world, your SELF, will get bigger. >
October 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Did they keep Mr. Gay in Mario Galaxy?
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I am once again thanking the chastity kinksters for absolutely ruining Catholic and Mormon homophobes' messaging online.
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM