iwasacactus.bsky.social
@iwasacactus.bsky.social
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Nerdy PNW homo. This will likely be lots of dumb musings on whatever I’m currently obsessed with, which will probably be mostly video games.
Nintendo didn’t NEED to make this canon, except yes, they did.
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Alan Wake is inspired by, among other things, Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks used a diner I once visited as a location for the show. That means that I can virtually revisit the same booth I once ate at in Alan Wake.

Video games!
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The decapitations in Donkey Kong Bananza are more than I bargained for.
August 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Y’all have got me real excited for this one
July 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So excited to play Pokémon Legends: Z-A!
June 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The saga:
June 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Anyway, happy Pride!
June 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I saw this in a Ross store and it made me so happy. Finally, I have an excuse to use the sentence “Paris Hilton’s knife was found in Ross.”
May 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My brain shorted out when I tried to process Katharine Hepburn and Zach Galifianakis on the same DVD cover.
May 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They also make great names for dishes.
April 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Here’s the full Yoshi!
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My partner got me this Lego set for Christmas. I’d been saving it for craft therapy, which definitely came though the past few days. I can’t stop admiring it!
March 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers, but you 📺
March 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Name 4 games with a 10/10 soundtrack.
February 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Let me innnnnnnn
February 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Is this what the hanky code has become?!
February 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’ve never played Final Fight until now, and…?????
February 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Why did they give Charizard this weirdly sexy pose?

(Yes, I know why)
February 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
FFXIV is so cruisy. I got hit on in dungeons by two other slutty Roegadyn the same night I took this screenshot. Also, hello pop culture.
February 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Remembering better times.
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So I’m maybe about half way through Metaphor: ReFantazio, and…
January 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM