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I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."
June 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."
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we must fill the pantheon with orb
December 2, 2024 at 4:05 PM
we must fill the pantheon with orb
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i didn't even know there were more than 7000 people in the world, i thought it was just me and the boys
November 16, 2024 at 7:26 AM
i didn't even know there were more than 7000 people in the world, i thought it was just me and the boys
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[theme from curb plays]
November 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
[theme from curb plays]
Zombie apocalypse
*Some TikToker* HEY GUYS TODAY WE ARE GOING TO GET BITTEN FOR THE #ZOMBIEBITECHALLENGE
*Some TikToker* HEY GUYS TODAY WE ARE GOING TO GET BITTEN FOR THE #ZOMBIEBITECHALLENGE
September 13, 2023 at 4:48 AM
Zombie apocalypse
*Some TikToker* HEY GUYS TODAY WE ARE GOING TO GET BITTEN FOR THE #ZOMBIEBITECHALLENGE
*Some TikToker* HEY GUYS TODAY WE ARE GOING TO GET BITTEN FOR THE #ZOMBIEBITECHALLENGE
If I could tell my 20 year old something, it'd be that the desire to succeed can give you what you want while at the same time removing your ability to enjoy it
September 5, 2023 at 5:05 PM
If I could tell my 20 year old something, it'd be that the desire to succeed can give you what you want while at the same time removing your ability to enjoy it
The world runs on excel
September 4, 2023 at 4:00 PM
The world runs on excel
Girls, if he plays Valorant and FIFA, get out... There are better people out there
August 10, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Girls, if he plays Valorant and FIFA, get out... There are better people out there
If you play the game of "who's got the simplest argument?" liars win every time
August 6, 2023 at 6:11 PM
If you play the game of "who's got the simplest argument?" liars win every time
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me: A sesame seed bun should be made entirely out of sesame seeds
my doctor: Your grandfather is fading now. It won't be long
my grandchildren: Goodbye we love you
me: Air conditioner where is air shampoo
my doctor: Your grandfather is fading now. It won't be long
my grandchildren: Goodbye we love you
me: Air conditioner where is air shampoo
July 7, 2023 at 5:06 AM
me: A sesame seed bun should be made entirely out of sesame seeds
my doctor: Your grandfather is fading now. It won't be long
my grandchildren: Goodbye we love you
me: Air conditioner where is air shampoo
my doctor: Your grandfather is fading now. It won't be long
my grandchildren: Goodbye we love you
me: Air conditioner where is air shampoo
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If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year
July 1, 2023 at 7:00 PM
If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year
Dried white dog poop... I haven't seen one of those in ages.
July 2, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Dried white dog poop... I haven't seen one of those in ages.
When I was a kid it was common seeing swarms of butterflies when you went to a park or to a field.
What ever happened to those?
What ever happened to those?
July 2, 2023 at 8:07 PM
When I was a kid it was common seeing swarms of butterflies when you went to a park or to a field.
What ever happened to those?
What ever happened to those?
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In case anyone wants to know, apparently Twitter is self-DDOSing and Elon doesn't know how to fix it and is actively making it worse
July 1, 2023 at 6:18 PM
In case anyone wants to know, apparently Twitter is self-DDOSing and Elon doesn't know how to fix it and is actively making it worse
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Your mom doesn't have a rate limit
July 1, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Your mom doesn't have a rate limit
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I think the funniest thing bluesky can do right now is send everyone another invite
July 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I think the funniest thing bluesky can do right now is send everyone another invite
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*two-thirds of the way to Mars* Rate limit exceeded.
July 1, 2023 at 6:33 PM
*two-thirds of the way to Mars* Rate limit exceeded.
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Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.
You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
July 1, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.
You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
I just got a raise at work...
July 1, 2023 at 6:35 PM
I just got a raise at work...
Did the other site finally collapse? Is it really happening?
July 1, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Did the other site finally collapse? Is it really happening?
"Why have you decided not to have children?"
*Gestures broadly at the world*
*Gestures broadly at the world*
July 1, 2023 at 3:45 PM
"Why have you decided not to have children?"
*Gestures broadly at the world*
*Gestures broadly at the world*
Things don't get right, they get less wrong
June 29, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Things don't get right, they get less wrong
Is Elno the new bitch king? Or is Mark just using him for clout?
We all knew Musk was gonna chicken out of course, but I didn't expect him to pull the old "I have a note from my mother"
June 27, 2023 at 8:13 AM
Is Elno the new bitch king? Or is Mark just using him for clout?
