Ivan Beltrame
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Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users.
While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
August 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users.
While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
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good morning bluesky friends ❤️
June 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
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a 800-day weekend could fix me
June 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
a 800-day weekend could fix me
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just that period reminder that content posted to Bluesky is public to *anybody*. if you don't want to see it used in a court of law, don't post it here.
and DMs here are not E2EE, they can be subpoened. a great use for bsky DMs is to share secure comms and move the conversation there.
and DMs here are not E2EE, they can be subpoened. a great use for bsky DMs is to share secure comms and move the conversation there.
June 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
just that period reminder that content posted to Bluesky is public to *anybody*. if you don't want to see it used in a court of law, don't post it here.
and DMs here are not E2EE, they can be subpoened. a great use for bsky DMs is to share secure comms and move the conversation there.
and DMs here are not E2EE, they can be subpoened. a great use for bsky DMs is to share secure comms and move the conversation there.
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good thing tomorrow is friday
June 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
good thing tomorrow is friday
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y'all ever been so locked in that you program without music? I just did
I had an idea and needed to pause my music and I was locked the fuck in
I mean I have a headache now but I did get shit done lolol
(I should have studied for the exam I habe tomorrow)
I had an idea and needed to pause my music and I was locked the fuck in
I mean I have a headache now but I did get shit done lolol
(I should have studied for the exam I habe tomorrow)
May 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
y'all ever been so locked in that you program without music? I just did
I had an idea and needed to pause my music and I was locked the fuck in
I mean I have a headache now but I did get shit done lolol
(I should have studied for the exam I habe tomorrow)
I had an idea and needed to pause my music and I was locked the fuck in
I mean I have a headache now but I did get shit done lolol
(I should have studied for the exam I habe tomorrow)
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It is 2023. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
It is 2024. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
It is 2025. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
It is 2024. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
It is 2025. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
May 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It is 2023. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
It is 2024. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
It is 2025. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
It is 2024. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
It is 2025. People are on Bluesky talking about how Bluesky is dying
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If I was in charge of making laws I would only do good ones
May 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If I was in charge of making laws I would only do good ones
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It makes me think: maybe simplicity isn’t the absence of complexity. Maybe it’s the successful concealment of it.
May 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It makes me think: maybe simplicity isn’t the absence of complexity. Maybe it’s the successful concealment of it.
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I think about bananas a lot.
Where I’m from, they don’t grow. Yet they’ve been an integral part of my life for as long as I can remember.
But they don’t grow here. They’re imported from tropical countries. Cut off the imports, and suddenly, no more bananas in my life. Just like that.
Where I’m from, they don’t grow. Yet they’ve been an integral part of my life for as long as I can remember.
But they don’t grow here. They’re imported from tropical countries. Cut off the imports, and suddenly, no more bananas in my life. Just like that.
May 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think about bananas a lot.
Where I’m from, they don’t grow. Yet they’ve been an integral part of my life for as long as I can remember.
But they don’t grow here. They’re imported from tropical countries. Cut off the imports, and suddenly, no more bananas in my life. Just like that.
Where I’m from, they don’t grow. Yet they’ve been an integral part of my life for as long as I can remember.
But they don’t grow here. They’re imported from tropical countries. Cut off the imports, and suddenly, no more bananas in my life. Just like that.
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I'm #4 on Hacker News right now!
May 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm #4 on Hacker News right now!
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Ok my called shot: we should think about an ATproto App Store.
1. DMA affords alternative App Stores in the EU.
2. ATproto apps can provide other types of guarantees to users.
Where can users learn about apps? Nowhere right now.
1. DMA affords alternative App Stores in the EU.
2. ATproto apps can provide other types of guarantees to users.
Where can users learn about apps? Nowhere right now.
April 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Ok my called shot: we should think about an ATproto App Store.
1. DMA affords alternative App Stores in the EU.
2. ATproto apps can provide other types of guarantees to users.
Where can users learn about apps? Nowhere right now.
1. DMA affords alternative App Stores in the EU.
2. ATproto apps can provide other types of guarantees to users.
Where can users learn about apps? Nowhere right now.
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deepseek asking me if *im* human, i dont even know any more
April 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
deepseek asking me if *im* human, i dont even know any more
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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where's waldo, never how is waldo, why is waldo hiding, what does waldo know, WHO IS WALDO
April 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
where's waldo, never how is waldo, why is waldo hiding, what does waldo know, WHO IS WALDO
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vampires can't use face id and i think that's sad
April 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
vampires can't use face id and i think that's sad
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When god closes a door I break his window
April 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
When god closes a door I break his window
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Story time: why we built @skylight.social 💞
So happy to have you all here!
@rcharmeyer
#skylightsocial #skylight #tiktokban
So happy to have you all here!
@rcharmeyer
#skylightsocial #skylight #tiktokban
April 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Story time: why we built @skylight.social 💞
So happy to have you all here!
@rcharmeyer
#skylightsocial #skylight #tiktokban
So happy to have you all here!
@rcharmeyer
#skylightsocial #skylight #tiktokban
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ok i give up why does an italian car manufacturer need its own currency
April 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
ok i give up why does an italian car manufacturer need its own currency
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ooogh I love you jailbroken 3DS XL I love you so much jailbroken 3DS XL that can hold basically my entire NES, Genesis, SNES, GBC, GBA, and DS libraries all on a portion of a 32gb SD card
April 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ooogh I love you jailbroken 3DS XL I love you so much jailbroken 3DS XL that can hold basically my entire NES, Genesis, SNES, GBC, GBA, and DS libraries all on a portion of a 32gb SD card
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Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."
April 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."
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Piracy is *not* killing the entertainment industry!
"Piracy" is boarding a ship & stealing the cargo, maybe killing some crew. (Get a dictionary or something.)
"Piracy" is boarding a ship & stealing the cargo, maybe killing some crew. (Get a dictionary or something.)
April 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Piracy is *not* killing the entertainment industry!
"Piracy" is boarding a ship & stealing the cargo, maybe killing some crew. (Get a dictionary or something.)
"Piracy" is boarding a ship & stealing the cargo, maybe killing some crew. (Get a dictionary or something.)
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I think there should be a discover that shows you what you just looked at before you accidentally refreshed
March 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think there should be a discover that shows you what you just looked at before you accidentally refreshed
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PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals
ME: no problem
[later with a tour group]
ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…
ME: no problem
[later with a tour group]
ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals
ME: no problem
[later with a tour group]
ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…
ME: no problem
[later with a tour group]
ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…