it would actually be discrimination for GWAR to avoid depicting the President getting disemboweled on stage.

House just voted 224-198 to censure Rep. Al Green for interrupting Trump's speech, with the following 10 Democrats voting for his censure:
Ami Bera
Ed Case
Jim Costa
Laura Gillen
Jim Himes
Chrissy Houlahan
Marcy Kaptur
Jared Moskowitz
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Tom Suozzi

Found out today my local plant store I have patronized for years removed me as a follower and unfollowed me. Now I’m wondering… what did it? The anti-genocide posting? The liberalism critiques? The books full of tattooed supernaturals choking women in the hot way?

Love how we elect representatives to keep the balance of power in check and instead of doing that they just post to social media all day commentating on the coup instead of stopping it like they’re fucking influencers and not LITERALLY IN POWER.

Anyone else’s parents let them know they’re traveling by sending detailed instructions just in case they’re both tragically killed or just mine?

prediction:
the nazi salute thing is gonna be like israel bombing hospitals: it's really, really obvious that it happened, and at first they're gonna be like "no way! that didn't happen!" and then they'll keep doing it and stop pretending like they don't do it on purpose.

💔

Diane, I am very sad.

The Biden administration has carved out a loophole for itself so the TikTok ban won't apply to certain government staff, according to a document signed by Secretary of State Blinken and leaked to me:

We can have lots of things.

Just not heroes.

Before they strip all the copper wire out of the government they should bring back Quaaludes

How do I give these invite codes to my friends without the inevitable questions that lead to me realizing, once again, that I am online too fucking much?

Sorry but sloth and gluttony are mortal sins and Jimmy Buffett is in hell I’m afraid.

“Oh no you can’t laugh at Mitch McConnell having cognitive decline have some decency he’s another human being!” meanwhile here’s him for the past fifty years thinking of a single mother losing her health insurance