Andy
itsmeachis.bsky.social
Andy
@itsmeachis.bsky.social
formerly @achis at the bad place, trying to make the world better with snark
Every time Clemson struggles Klubnik should paint the crosses on his face a little bigger
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Danny is very near the top of my "maybe I'll have to go back to twitter for football season" lost. Welcome back!
Asked for standouts from Saturday’s scrimmage, Texas coach Steve Sarkisian named two players coming off of injury-shortened seasons. Welcome back, CJ Baxter and Derek Williams Jr.

“Those are probably the two biggest guys that excited me the most.” #HookEm

www.statesman.com/sports/colle...
Texas football: Defense shines, but offense has its scrimmage highlights
Who stood out during the Texas Longhorns' scrimmage this past Saturday? Steve Sarkisian liked what he saw from his defense and two players coming off injuries.
www.statesman.com
August 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Saw the Alarm multiple times in Austin over probably 35 years. Sad day
April 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We're all gonna learn how much of our produce is imported
April 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bought mine over 10 years ago and every couple years I have to spend $25 on toner. It's beautiful
April 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by Andy
Here’s a story about a kid-a legal immigrant to the US-who Trump deported to the worst prison in the world. The kid wasn’t in a gang & didn’t have tattoos. Your federal government in action: no due process, no common sense, no decency. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic... @texasmonthly.bsky.social
The Austin-Area Teen Trump Disappeared to El Salvador
Eighteen-year-old Daniel Terán was taken from his home and shipped to a notorious prison on the charge that he is a gang member. The government hasn't produced evidence supporting the claim, says his ...
www.texasmonthly.com
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I just tried to do this but the X-Files theme came out
Someone in my building -- I have no idea who -- occasionally walks down a hallway I can't directly see and whistles Rue's four-note whistle song from The Hunger Games (thehungergames.fandom.com/wiki/Rue%27s...) and it sets me on high alert absolutely every time 😬
April 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Zero-notice 15 minute meetings with your boss can be pretty horrible
Followed closely by the noon meeting and any meeting on Friday.
there is no greater threat to our way of life than the 4pm meeting
April 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I did this from third base in little league tryouts. 20 feet over the first baseman's head and out of the park
It's not even on its downward arc by the time it passes home plate I'm fucking crying
this is how you make a throw with the game in the line. pure textbook.
April 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
March 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Cheeky Golf Club!
March 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
No, Andrew. Don't be that guy
March 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Carmelo Anthony
moving an annual tradition over here this year.

who is the ncaa tournament player who you still despise for what they did to you?

if scottie reynolds asked me for a kleenex, i'd give him a rough paper towel and make him blow his nose with that
March 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
HEB's in-store music should be a Sirius-XM channel
March 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Had some hours to kill in Dallas so I'm sitting in a public library and I just placed a hold for a book in the library at home, so *everything* isn't terrible
March 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
March 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I've been so happy with my parking and exit strategy for the Moody Center and now they're tearing down the MLK bridge and aaarrrrggghhhhhhh
February 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Pfizer wins the super bowl. That was awesome
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The commercial with the woman saying "we'll be ok" about computers airing while Trump is in the building and Elon dismantles the government is a pretty funny touch
February 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I hope they make Lee Greenwood come out and sing that song twice a day for the rest of his life
Yeah Donald Trump’s hostile takeover of the Kennedy Center is a bad sign for art in America but it also means Phantom of the Opera will return and run forever.
February 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Reposted by Andy
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So how does this work, does Hegseth have a breathalyzer attached to his desk or is there one connected to the badge reader at the door or what?
January 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
With vouchers coming and more money in the budget for private schools in Texas, how long will it be before the top 10% rule and top 5% or whatever it is at UT are canceled?
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Wondering what all of the federal funding shenanigans mean for financial aid this fall
January 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reposted by Andy
At the height of Twin Peaks-mania, they made a visual album for the soundtrack and released it on laser disk (at least in Japan.) Now you can watch the whole thing: youtu.be/eG3zHpK_bYc?...
Twin Peaks Visual Soundtrack (1992) Laserdisc
YouTube video by ARCHIVE
youtu.be
January 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM