Eleanor James
itselliejames.bsky.social
Eleanor James
@itselliejames.bsky.social
writer and garbage connoisseur
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Intro post I guess:

Ellie. Biblically accurate transsexual.

I’m a writer, musician, comedian, and host of Trash Fic: an event dedicated to the worst and most wonderful fan fiction on the internet.

I write poetry and fiction that are real bummers though.
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Cock & Ball Torture, (just a little bit. as a treat)
November 16, 2024 at 8:06 AM
an animorphs cover but it's just me morphing into me having a nice sit down
November 15, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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oh the four of wands. that means youre gonna fall into a big hole. oh the queen of swords. that means youre gonna fall into a big hole. oh the reverse high priestess. you get a $10 gift card for target.
November 6, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Being diagnosed with severe ADHD as an adult is so weird.

I spent my life thinking that the insane distance between “intent” and “execution” was just like, how it was for everyone.
November 14, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System
November 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Intro post I guess:

Ellie. Biblically accurate transsexual.

I’m a writer, musician, comedian, and host of Trash Fic: an event dedicated to the worst and most wonderful fan fiction on the internet.

I write poetry and fiction that are real bummers though.
November 14, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I'm sapiophobic stop knowing things around me you problematic fucks
November 13, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I don’t know whatever to skeet about writing or about trans stuff or just post bullshit so I think yes
November 13, 2024 at 11:39 AM
*cums neurodivergently*
November 13, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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can't remember why i made this
November 13, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Stone Cold Killer Bitch v Stone Cold Horniness
November 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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oh so the one sword that was forged against me was able to prosper and you suddenly act like i aint shit. fake ass
November 13, 2024 at 4:23 AM
“Trans people are always just making outrageous demands!”

The demands:

• girlfrend
• some pasta
• a nice hat
November 12, 2024 at 9:39 AM
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And it's time to stop prioritizing visibility over connection. We are entering an age when visibility will become extremely dangerous for some people. We shouldnt be doing a lot of things out in the open—especially not on an avid fascist's platform.
When visibility means getting rape threats and called slurs, it's not worth it to most people🤷🏾‍♀️the psychic damage isn't worth it.
November 11, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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November 12, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree
November 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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everyone here is a dirtbag it's important to be clear about that up front
November 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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Is ‘Horny Character Study’ a Thing
November 12, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”

2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”
November 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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July 12, 2023 at 11:41 AM
I think in order to truly heal me and my inner child need to team up to beat the shit out of my inner 15 year old
November 11, 2024 at 9:49 PM