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Madame Isabelle Epoque
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Diplomat of Decadence. Power Femme. DC.
Burlesque producer and performer extraordinaire
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Have a springtime palate cleanser
March 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”
March 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Crazy that in 2025 it had to be codified that if you’re pregnant you can still get a divorce www.kctv5.com/2025/02/27/m...
Missouri House unanimously approves bill allowing pregnant women to divorce
House lawmakers unanimously overturned the decades-old law that allows pregnant women only to file for a divorce — not finalize them.
www.kctv5.com
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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If you want something wholesome and endearing to do today, keep the Tesla stock on your screen.
March 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The stock market is not the economy. The stock market is not the economy. The stock market is not the economy.

Nonetheless, holy shit.

What’s remarkable is that there’s hardly any real news driving this. It’s just investors belatedly realizing that Trump is who he is, and always was.
March 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The problem with Dems chasing public opinion is that THE PUBLIC'S VIEW OF THINGS IS JUST MOVING IN RESPONSE TO WHAT POLITICAL FIGURES SAY AND IT'S VERY OBVIOUS IN THE DATA MY GOD
March 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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NEW VIDEO: Everywhere Elon Musk's influence reaches across the world. Hosted by Senior Writer @dmehro.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lagp...
We Mapped Elon Musk's Entire Business Empire | On The Grid | WIRED
YouTube video by WIRED
www.youtube.com
March 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Is Elon Regulating His Own Rockets Now? talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/is-el...
Is Elon Regulating His Own Rockets Now?
One of Elon Musk’s Starship rockets exploded over the Gulf of Mexico...
talkingpointsmemo.com
March 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Another SpaceX oopsy seems like a good occasion to share this @propublica.org piece from a few weeks back
One Agency Tried to Regulate SpaceX. Now Its Fate Could Be in Elon Musk’s Hands.
The Trump ally and DOGE chief is expected to turn his budget-slashing sights on the FAA’s little-known commercial spaceflight office, which has proposed fines and grounded SpaceX after explosions and ...
www.propublica.org
March 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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BREAKING: SpaceX's Starship EXPLODES, causing FAA to halt flights at 4 major airports

The previous Starship also exploded, in January

THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety

And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
March 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Uh oh. Based on this headline DODGE will try and cancel it.
March 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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A reminder that a wired subscription is absurdly cheap. You should definitely subscribe
*More* exciting @wired.com hiring news: The incredible @manishakrishnan.bsky.social is joining as our Senior Editor, Culture.

Internet culture, subcultures, drugs, a few guns...Manisha will take WIRED's culture coverage in wild new directions, and I'm excited for her to get started in a few weeks!
March 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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After years of alarm over unelected bureaucrats pulling the strings, what better example can you find than this moment the US government is in? DOGE is the thing it claims to fear the most. Elon Musk is the problem he purportedly wants to solve.

Doge *is* the Deep State. @brbarrett.bsky.social:
DOGE Is the Deep State
A shadowy group of unelected figures reshaping the federal government to their own benefit from the inside? Sounds familiar!
www.wired.com
March 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
March 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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They used to say war is how Americans learn geography. This civil war as Team Trump lays waste to most federal institutions is how Americans are going to learn what their federal government did.....
Wreckage, Rapists, and Resistance: Week Six of the Coup
The Wreckage They used to say war is how Americans learn geography. This civil war as Team Trump lays waste to most federal institutions is how Americans are going to learn what their federal governm...
www.meditationsinanemergency.com
March 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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YOUR FAVORITE WEATHER APP IS JUST A PRETTY DISPLAY OF NOAA DATA

Ppl seem to think that "NOAA weather forecasts" means climate-, boat-, or "in addition to my app"-weather. But the weather forecasts *we all use* are made from the NOAA data *we all paid for*

Make that part clear when you ⬇️
I’m thinking we should spread this news about the firings at NOAA as far and wide as possible. Like cancer research, weather forecasting seems likely to be broadly popular across the political spectrum. apnews.com/article/nati...
Hundreds of weather forecasters fired in latest wave of DOGE cuts
Federal workers who were not let go said the afternoon layoffs included meteorologists who do crucial local forecasts in National Weather Service offices across the U.S.
apnews.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Cabaret de L'Enfer, a Hell-themed cabaret in 1890s Montmartre, where waiters dressed as devils, musicians played in a giant cauldron. Next door to the heavenly Cabaret du Ciel
December 5, 2024 at 3:18 PM
#PiesnPasties Wednesday!
February 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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An Elon Musk staffer misused the U.S. Marshals Service by falsely invoking their authority to intimidate. USAID security personnel were threatened with action by the federal Marshals Service.
February 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Don’t cry for me, federal worker

If Project 2025’s a real tearjerker

Your fate was sealed when they elected the slob

I kept my tax cuts

You don’t keep your job

—Evita Musk
February 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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On the whole I’d rather have Hunter Biden messing with a laptop than Elon messing with the Treasury Dept’s computers
February 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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“Make good trouble.”

~ John Lewis
January 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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It's so fitting that Donald Trump's inauguration will be held in the Capitol Rotunda, the very place four years ago where his pack of lawless loons ransacked, looted, and smeared their excrement. What an apt metaphor for what the incoming administration plans to do to America.
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When you need to #getaway
#caperesorts
January 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM