Iron
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Iron
@iron-paws.bsky.social
Bernese mountain squirrel, hiding in the woods until it's safe.

He/it ΘΔ teleiophile, ready to fix things.
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If you don't repost anything else I do, repost this. Some furries are too young to know the history, and they need to.
April 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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need :3 but for dogs
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Me on my good days.
😮‍💨 diapered dads, my Holy Roman Empire, why must you haunt my brain so

[ #abdl ]
December 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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😮‍💨 diapered dads, my Holy Roman Empire, why must you haunt my brain so

[ #abdl ]
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Exhaustive version (graphic design is my passion)
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Introvert
December 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Saw a random comment in the background of a stream say "white hat pedo is amazing", and I thought it was an interesting phrase, an idea some people lack a framework to understand.
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think the phrase "sexual abuse" is starting to get away from us. Courts have a pretty serious backlog and public defender problem, and should probably be prioritizing physical harm over photoshopped titties.

Lot of court time is spent reviewing vaguely worded sex crimes, btw.
A lot of people ask why deepfake sexual abuse is legal—in theory, it’s not. But why perpetrators aren’t often held to account follows the exact same patterns of inaction regarding all forms of sexual abuse
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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A squirrel eating snow and sticking out its tongue. Slow-motion video.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Christmas isn't really about anything anymore. We have a Christmas themed Christmas in the same sense that studio pornography has sex themed sex. To say nothing of Christmas porn. Wonderful little knot of recursive voyeurism isn't it? Having Christmas sex themed Christmas sex.
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Literally me rn
Someone is ready for a nap after playing with human friends we encountered on our morning walk.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I agree with the sentiment, but boy it sure is weird growing up without this stuff and seeing someone complain that the official Daydream Land™ isn't fun enough.
Using heaven as an eternal reward isn't all that effective on kids. Kids don't want pearl gates and gold streets, man. Kids don't want angels playing trumpets and shit. Kids want to meet their favorite cartoon characters. Kids want Lego sets and Minecraft. Kids want a fun heaven. It's me. I'm kids.
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
While shootings are terrible and could be stopped, I wish people also felt this way about kids being miserable.

3.5 million kids attempt suicide every year. That's almost 10% of kids. Every year. That's a tremendous about of suffering, but no one ever talks about it, or how to fix it.
No child should have to worry about being shot at school or gunned down at a birthday party.

It doesn’t matter if they’re in a red or blue state.

It doesn’t matter who their parents are.

If the volume of mass shootings doesn’t enrage you, you’ve lost your way.
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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DOGS/DOG_BALL.GIF
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Trump obviously wants to send the checks, but everyone around him is stopping him. Also he doesn't have the money.

CNN isn't going to push on it, because corporate sponsors obviously don't want that step towards socialism.
Imagine if an enterprising reporter from CNN would ask Trump every day: "Mr. President, when can the American people expect the $2,000 tariff checks you promised to send them last week?"
Ask him every day. Not to get checks sent, which the greedy GOP will never do, but just to emphasize the lying.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
He's so planning on ditching the republicans and pivoting to socialism.
wut
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's not wasted by them. Young people are the perfect people to have youth, but we should let them use it for more than sitting in a classroom.
Physical youth is wasted on the mentally young. Has anyone ever made this observation before?
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
They are absolutely not gonna live up to this hype. Trump ok'd his assisted suicide, and he was friends with everyone, but don't expect much more than that.

But everyone definitely needs to get more of this out of their system.
Don’t give up America ⬇️
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Can someone send me this 15 times a day please?
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM