Kay Beischel
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Kay Beischel
@iracrass.bsky.social
📍 They/Them
📍 Hoosier
📍 Melbourne
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"alpha male" "beta male" lmk when the developers finally announce the official male release
My only criticism of Conclave is that Cardinal Tedesco should have been given a bigger vape rig and also a hoverboard
January 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
me: "yeah, i never really get put in any group chats, idk why"

me when I'm included in the groupchat:
December 9, 2024 at 4:55 AM
BUT AM I WRONG?!
November 28, 2024 at 9:05 AM
So, like, is no one else going to point out that those two rhinos in the Myer Christmas window are definitely fuckin? It's gotta be me who mentions it?
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Flirting with the idea of going insane once again.
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 AM
why did we nix "oracle" as a career option? I wanna lounge around all day alone in a remote cave, huff the vapors, make weird noises and say some cryptic nonsense all 7 days a week instead of just on my free weekends
August 16, 2023 at 1:45 PM
David Tennant/Michael Sheen and Taika Waititi/Rhys Darby have the exact same energy
August 3, 2023 at 11:09 PM
these last few months i've been on a streak of having waitstaff hitting on me every time I go out to dinner alone and idk how I feel about it
July 20, 2023 at 7:04 PM
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ok but sometimes the enemy of my enemy is also annoying
July 17, 2023 at 5:27 PM
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Clicking follow. “Wilt thou be my fool? A jester in my court?”
July 12, 2023 at 5:28 PM
stop remaking charlie and the chocolate factory and give the people what they really want: a sequel where the oompa loompas rise up and seize the means of candy production
July 12, 2023 at 8:17 AM
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Maybe the problem isn’t dating apps. Maybe the problem is men.
July 12, 2023 at 12:30 AM
i was cursed by a witch to dress like an indie farming sim protagonist until the end of time
July 10, 2023 at 7:56 PM
someone for the love of god please stop them
July 10, 2023 at 7:50 PM
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i just want to wfh*

*nap and shower mid day as i please
July 10, 2023 at 5:59 PM
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Logging into Bluesky and seeing people I enjoy
July 10, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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No gifs no gifs let’s fucking GO there’s still no gifs inshallah never any gifs
July 8, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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yer tellin me the west made this mid
July 8, 2023 at 5:25 AM
90% of the time I miss living in the city

however, I just caught a raccoon with two baby raccoons hanging out on our back porch and I'm filled with such wonder and awe that I haven't felt in years
July 8, 2023 at 4:55 AM
nothing beats rationing your adderall for several days just to finally take it and immediately do all the things you kept putting off while you were rationing it

and by nothing i mean everything bc it's fucking bogus!!!
July 7, 2023 at 10:11 PM
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You literally can’t lock your workers inside the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory anymore, cause of woke
July 6, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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Quitting my job to post the same thing on 17 different platforms fulltime.
July 2, 2023 at 4:33 PM
making international travel a hobby is all fun and games until i'm back home and craving one specific dish
July 5, 2023 at 11:40 PM