Arielle Dundas
@arielledundas.bsky.social
Comedian. Stardew streamer. Bad Fan Fic Podcast. Typos are part of my brand.
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I didn’t get that much done today but I did drink 80 ounces of water so that is enough.
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I didn’t get that much done today but I did drink 80 ounces of water so that is enough.
Did people really think All About That Base was some rich body positive text?
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Did people really think All About That Base was some rich body positive text?
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
Reminder that Dick Durbin and Chuck Schumer lived together for over 20 years.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reminder that Dick Durbin and Chuck Schumer lived together for over 20 years.
We should have known Gerry Turner was bad news based on how he spelled his name.
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We should have known Gerry Turner was bad news based on how he spelled his name.
Make Stores Sell Tights Again!
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Make Stores Sell Tights Again!
If you are a journalist who covered Elon Musk in the 2010s you either knew he viewed all his female employees as brooding mares and chose not to report it or you’re really bad at your job.
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If you are a journalist who covered Elon Musk in the 2010s you either knew he viewed all his female employees as brooding mares and chose not to report it or you’re really bad at your job.
We don’t talk enough about how Kim Davis got pregnant with her third husband’s babies while married to her first.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We don’t talk enough about how Kim Davis got pregnant with her third husband’s babies while married to her first.
We talk a lot about the ideological divide among the people to the left of Trump, but I think the more salient divide is between the people who want to fight and the people who have already given up.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We talk a lot about the ideological divide among the people to the left of Trump, but I think the more salient divide is between the people who want to fight and the people who have already given up.
If you’re that much of a quitter, why not just resign?
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you’re that much of a quitter, why not just resign?
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Some younger people seem to be under the impression body positivity invented fat people.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Some younger people seem to be under the impression body positivity invented fat people.
Some people are so weird about the word “hate.” They’ll be like “you can intensely and passionately dislike someone but you should never hate someone.” Ok, so that’s the definition of hate.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Some people are so weird about the word “hate.” They’ll be like “you can intensely and passionately dislike someone but you should never hate someone.” Ok, so that’s the definition of hate.
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Wow do I wish anyone but Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries were running the Democratic Party. The Republicans are taking away food and travel at Thanksgiving, the ads write themselves.
BREAKING: Flight cancellations accelerate as U.S. airlines comply with an order to cut flights at 40 major airports starting Friday.
Most major US airports are among 40 targeted by shutdown-related flight cuts
Airports in New York, Los Angeles and Chicago along with hubs across the U.S. are among the 40 that will see flights cut starting Friday due to the government shutdown, according to a list distributed to the airlines and obtained by The Associated Press.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wow do I wish anyone but Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries were running the Democratic Party. The Republicans are taking away food and travel at Thanksgiving, the ads write themselves.
There must be people out there who are attracted to loose skin and the ones who are alive right now really hit the jackpot.
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There must be people out there who are attracted to loose skin and the ones who are alive right now really hit the jackpot.
What are you looking for? Someone who won’t ask me that question.
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What are you looking for? Someone who won’t ask me that question.
I’ve only ever voted in New York State and once when I was living in The Netherlands I posted about how in America you can choose to vote for the same candidate for multiple parties and people from other states were like “what the fuck are you talking about?”
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I’ve only ever voted in New York State and once when I was living in The Netherlands I posted about how in America you can choose to vote for the same candidate for multiple parties and people from other states were like “what the fuck are you talking about?”
Post your crash outs, you cowards!
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Post your crash outs, you cowards!
Cuomo? More like concedo.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Cuomo? More like concedo.
*Ann Margaret voice* bye bye barstoool.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
*Ann Margaret voice* bye bye barstoool.
Stop the count!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Stop the count!!!!
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RIP Dick Cheney, an ADHD king. Dude loved starting lots of different wars, but got too distracted to finish any of them. He’s just like me, fr fr.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
RIP Dick Cheney, an ADHD king. Dude loved starting lots of different wars, but got too distracted to finish any of them. He’s just like me, fr fr.
I have mad game.
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I have mad game.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’