shmemms
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delightfully endearing and condescending
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Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
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they should invent a paycheck that covers more than just your immediate needs
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
they should invent a paycheck that covers more than just your immediate needs
Watching commercials makes me feel gross.
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Watching commercials makes me feel gross.
Maybe don't sell your company to a greedy conglomerate?
Greenfield said the Vermont ice cream maker "has been silenced, sidelined for fear of upsetting those in power" by Unilever, the multinational corporation that bought Ben & Jerry's in 2000.
Ben & Jerry's co-founder Jerry Greenfield resigns over dispute with owner Unilever
Greenfield said the Vermont ice cream maker "has been silenced, sidelined for fear of upsetting those in power" by Unilever, the multinational corporation that bought Ben & Jerry's in 2000.
n.pr
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Maybe don't sell your company to a greedy conglomerate?
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I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.
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Iconic karaoke bar Hidden Cover is closing this month. blockclubchi.co/4goxHY5
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Iconic karaoke bar Hidden Cover is closing this month. blockclubchi.co/4goxHY5
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imagining "Big Balls Beatdown" in a middle-school social studies textbook
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
imagining "Big Balls Beatdown" in a middle-school social studies textbook
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This is why we’re out in the streets - you cannot defend the actions of people who would lie to kidnap 1st graders. Any human being with a conscience is going to take that personally.
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is why we’re out in the streets - you cannot defend the actions of people who would lie to kidnap 1st graders. Any human being with a conscience is going to take that personally.
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(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
February 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
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The Northwest Side is getting its 1st Trader Joe’s in Jefferson Park. blockclubchi.co/4mqwqCj
May 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The Northwest Side is getting its 1st Trader Joe’s in Jefferson Park. blockclubchi.co/4mqwqCj
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
I've been preaching about the impending "water wars" for years.....
There are perennial warnings that America is coming for Canada's freshwater and 99 times out of 100 you can ignore it as alarmism not grounded in fact.
This is what "coming for our water" would look like in reality, and not just alarmism. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/w...
This is what "coming for our water" would look like in reality, and not just alarmism. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/w...
March 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I've been preaching about the impending "water wars" for years.....
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Shout out to all you freaky partners in crime 💕
February 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Shout out to all you freaky partners in crime 💕
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As others have said, the greatest transfer of wealth in US history will not be from the Boomers to their children but from them to the US healthcare system. The US is designed to make people insolvent and to keep them poor once they're there.
Your reminder that fame is not wealth and America is broken.
Mainstream people know him as the cabbie from SCROOGED, but he’s a prolific musician and entertainer who has been at the heart of music since the late ‘70s.
variety.com/2025/music/n...
Mainstream people know him as the cabbie from SCROOGED, but he’s a prolific musician and entertainer who has been at the heart of music since the late ‘70s.
variety.com/2025/music/n...
David Johansen, New York Dolls Co-Founder, Suffering From Stage 4 Cancer, Seeks Donations for Health Care
David Johansen, the sole surviving founder of the New York Dolls and a solo artist, is suffering from stage four cancer and seeks financial aid.
variety.com
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As others have said, the greatest transfer of wealth in US history will not be from the Boomers to their children but from them to the US healthcare system. The US is designed to make people insolvent and to keep them poor once they're there.
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
January 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
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Good morning. Abolish billionaires by any means necessary.
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Good morning. Abolish billionaires by any means necessary.