shmemms
@instintcofi.bsky.social
delightfully endearing and condescending
Why are you torturing me.
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Why are you torturing me.
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Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
Blair Witch Project
Going to see Brotherhood Of The Wolf, very high and not realizing it was in French until about halfway through.
The South Park movie.
Going to see Brotherhood Of The Wolf, very high and not realizing it was in French until about halfway through.
The South Park movie.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Blair Witch Project
Going to see Brotherhood Of The Wolf, very high and not realizing it was in French until about halfway through.
The South Park movie.
Going to see Brotherhood Of The Wolf, very high and not realizing it was in French until about halfway through.
The South Park movie.
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they should invent a paycheck that covers more than just your immediate needs
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
they should invent a paycheck that covers more than just your immediate needs
I dunno what any of this means, but I want to be supportive
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I dunno what any of this means, but I want to be supportive
@xmrnuttyx.bsky.social absolutely true
October 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@xmrnuttyx.bsky.social absolutely true
Watching commercials makes me feel gross.
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Watching commercials makes me feel gross.
Maybe don't sell your company to a greedy conglomerate?
Greenfield said the Vermont ice cream maker "has been silenced, sidelined for fear of upsetting those in power" by Unilever, the multinational corporation that bought Ben & Jerry's in 2000.
Ben & Jerry's co-founder Jerry Greenfield resigns over dispute with owner Unilever
Greenfield said the Vermont ice cream maker "has been silenced, sidelined for fear of upsetting those in power" by Unilever, the multinational corporation that bought Ben & Jerry's in 2000.
n.pr
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Maybe don't sell your company to a greedy conglomerate?
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I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.
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Iconic karaoke bar Hidden Cover is closing this month. blockclubchi.co/4goxHY5
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Iconic karaoke bar Hidden Cover is closing this month. blockclubchi.co/4goxHY5
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imagining "Big Balls Beatdown" in a middle-school social studies textbook
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
imagining "Big Balls Beatdown" in a middle-school social studies textbook
RoseAngelis on Wrightwood.
RIP
RIP
July 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
RoseAngelis on Wrightwood.
RIP
RIP
Chocolate Shoppe on Devon near central ave. Right off the North Branch Trail.
And Loopie & Nato's Gelatoon Milwaukee near the Jefferson Park Transit Center.
And Loopie & Nato's Gelatoon Milwaukee near the Jefferson Park Transit Center.
July 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Chocolate Shoppe on Devon near central ave. Right off the North Branch Trail.
And Loopie & Nato's Gelatoon Milwaukee near the Jefferson Park Transit Center.
And Loopie & Nato's Gelatoon Milwaukee near the Jefferson Park Transit Center.
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This is why we’re out in the streets - you cannot defend the actions of people who would lie to kidnap 1st graders. Any human being with a conscience is going to take that personally.
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is why we’re out in the streets - you cannot defend the actions of people who would lie to kidnap 1st graders. Any human being with a conscience is going to take that personally.
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(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
February 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
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The Northwest Side is getting its 1st Trader Joe’s in Jefferson Park. blockclubchi.co/4mqwqCj
May 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The Northwest Side is getting its 1st Trader Joe’s in Jefferson Park. blockclubchi.co/4mqwqCj
May 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
One day. I believe in you!
April 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
One day. I believe in you!