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I don’t feel right until I’ve watched her Yesterday’s Weather segment
sorry for getting political but every time i read the name Karoline Leavitt i confuse it with Carol Krabit
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I don’t feel right until I’ve watched her Yesterday’s Weather segment
I would like to propose the next Boycott (or add it to the list of Boycotts): beef
youtu.be/mrc8Vum7E_s
youtu.be/mrc8Vum7E_s
Truth and Lies: Beef from Argentina
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I would like to propose the next Boycott (or add it to the list of Boycotts): beef
youtu.be/mrc8Vum7E_s
youtu.be/mrc8Vum7E_s
#PresidentMiller is important representation for Draculas everywhere
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE
“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
October 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#PresidentMiller is important representation for Draculas everywhere
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I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.
September 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.
I second that holy shit
Holy shit:
Stateline spoke to nearly a dozen firefighters, agency staffers and contractors, who said that top officials assigned to the fire deployed the crews to a remote location under false pretenses so federal agents could check their immigration status.
www.hcn.org/articles/fir...
Stateline spoke to nearly a dozen firefighters, agency staffers and contractors, who said that top officials assigned to the fire deployed the crews to a remote location under false pretenses so federal agents could check their immigration status.
www.hcn.org/articles/fir...
Firefighters question leaders’ role in ICE raid near Bear Gulch Fire - High Country News
Firefighting veterans believe the management team overseeing fire crews played a key role in handing team members over to immigration authorities.
www.hcn.org
September 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I second that holy shit
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Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit theonion.com/meryl-s...
August 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit theonion.com/meryl-s...
Between farts and slobbers
July 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Between farts and slobbers
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
I knew Hulk “hot dog skin” Hogan and Peter Thiel were massive piles of shit but this goes far beyond mere assholery.
Remember when Hulk Hogan helped Peter Thiel bankrupt a media empire after it outed Thiel as gay? - LGBTQ Nation
Hulk Hogan helped change journalism forever, and not for the better.
www.lgbtqnation.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I knew Hulk “hot dog skin” Hogan and Peter Thiel were massive piles of shit but this goes far beyond mere assholery.
He makes his own fertilizer (it’s farts)
July 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
He makes his own fertilizer (it’s farts)
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🐴 “The LAPD remains focused on its core mission: to protect lives, safeguard Constitutional rights, and serve every neighborhood in Los Angeles with integrity.” 👮🏻♂️
June 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
🐴 “The LAPD remains focused on its core mission: to protect lives, safeguard Constitutional rights, and serve every neighborhood in Los Angeles with integrity.” 👮🏻♂️
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
HOUSTON—After two weeks of posing as an underage girl online and exchanging messages with a suspected child predator, Detective Sgt. Gordon Aguero of the Harris County Sheriff’s Office told reporters Thursday he had fallen in love with the pedophile he was investigating as part of a sting operation. Although he was assigned to the case […]
theonion.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
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They are working hard to bring prices down.
March 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They are working hard to bring prices down.
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Trump aside, imagine being lectured by the author of Shitkicker Serenade.
February 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trump aside, imagine being lectured by the author of Shitkicker Serenade.
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The units of measurement are called teaspoon and tablespoon because they respectively hold enough liquid to fill a teacup and an overturned table
February 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The units of measurement are called teaspoon and tablespoon because they respectively hold enough liquid to fill a teacup and an overturned table
This guy. This fuckin guy.
February 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This guy. This fuckin guy.
What’s it take to do a presidential recall?
February 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
What’s it take to do a presidential recall?
costco hawking silver bars at the door
August 8, 2024 at 9:09 PM
costco hawking silver bars at the door
I’m gonna say… not too well right now
May 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I’m gonna say… not too well right now
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Never not amazed at how absolutely consumed I can be with utter bullshit as the world burns. There’s gonna be a world ending asteroid and my last thoughts will be wondering if everyone hates me.
April 13, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Never not amazed at how absolutely consumed I can be with utter bullshit as the world burns. There’s gonna be a world ending asteroid and my last thoughts will be wondering if everyone hates me.