that mat
@instamat.bsky.social
Bull shark added, “trust me bro”
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Bull shark added, “trust me bro”
The Bezos clones are getting up to something back there
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The Bezos clones are getting up to something back there
You’re about to be put on a performance plan
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You’re about to be put on a performance plan
So can fElon be charged with the deaths of nearly half of a million people who died due to the USAID cuts?
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So can fElon be charged with the deaths of nearly half of a million people who died due to the USAID cuts?
If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that businesses can be counted on to keep their promises and do what’s right!
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that businesses can be counted on to keep their promises and do what’s right!
He will henceforth be known as Mom Donnie to me
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
He will henceforth be known as Mom Donnie to me
And when they’re not busy breeding, working!
Arkansas Gov. Sanders signs a law that makes it easier to employ children
Under the Youth Hiring Act of 2023, those under 16 don't have to get the Division of Labor's permission to be employed. The state also doesn't have to verify their age anymore.
www.npr.org
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And when they’re not busy breeding, working!
@theonion.com please, please, please release this as a graphic novel
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@theonion.com please, please, please release this as a graphic novel
I love them, and they look so comfy. Why would you NOT buy them?
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I love them, and they look so comfy. Why would you NOT buy them?
I guess it’s a good thing people share these videos with friends and family on social media and directly with each other
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I guess it’s a good thing people share these videos with friends and family on social media and directly with each other
@govpritzker.illinois.gov would rather raise funds for himself, okay??
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov would rather raise funds for himself, okay??
Crickets. @govpritzker.illinois.gov you’re a showboating fraud.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Crickets. @govpritzker.illinois.gov you’re a showboating fraud.
“If you come here…”
oh shit
“…with the right kind of heart”
I love this woman
oh shit
“…with the right kind of heart”
I love this woman
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“If you come here…”
oh shit
“…with the right kind of heart”
I love this woman
oh shit
“…with the right kind of heart”
I love this woman
Good. Time for these yokel motherfuckers to rot in obscurity.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Good. Time for these yokel motherfuckers to rot in obscurity.
With the exception of the wealthy/elite. But other than that, *mostly* no one else is above the law in America.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
With the exception of the wealthy/elite. But other than that, *mostly* no one else is above the law in America.
Steam Deck can achieve this but I’m down for these new additions
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Steam Deck can achieve this but I’m down for these new additions
No, she’s aunt Joyce
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
No, she’s aunt Joyce
They are radiating toxic levels of copium
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They are radiating toxic levels of copium
Kash patel will surely utilize every resource at his disposal to fly his girlfriend around the country on a private plane
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Kash patel will surely utilize every resource at his disposal to fly his girlfriend around the country on a private plane
Eve, you figured things out way sooner than I did. Bravo, kid.
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Eve, you figured things out way sooner than I did. Bravo, kid.
So what? That’s like me committing to buy billions of dollars worth of 90s-era slap bracelets. If I don’t do it, who gives a shit?
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
So what? That’s like me committing to buy billions of dollars worth of 90s-era slap bracelets. If I don’t do it, who gives a shit?
That lady what murder kilt her dogs says this ain’t true and she seem so trustworthy!
November 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
That lady what murder kilt her dogs says this ain’t true and she seem so trustworthy!
Yours has a much better… cabinet? Shell?
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Yours has a much better… cabinet? Shell?