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A screenshot from The Simpsons shows Bart Simpson looking at a pink cake with white frosting. The cake has "AT LEAST YOU TRIED" written on it in pink icing. Bart is standing next to the cake with a neutral expression.
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Now that I think about it, the Betamaxes were pretty loose in those slots.

Found them. I forgot we had this classic!
August 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Were these made for Betamax tapes? This brought back so many memories! I might still have a few stashed somewhere. Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Beverly Hills Cop…
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Not the photo I submitted but here’s a sample from his photoshoot yesterday
July 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Between farts and slobbers
A tan French Bulldog wearing a green collar lies on dry grass, looking at the camera with its tongue slightly out. A red plastic plant pot sits beside it, and a wire fence and greenery are visible in the blurred background.
July 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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He makes his own fertilizer (it’s farts)
A French bulldog named Fred sits in a partially collapsed Smart Pot
July 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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This just in
close-up photo of a dog lying on its side on a wooden deck, basking in the sunlight
July 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Are you wiping? You better not be wiping.
Faygo soda logo. Also a sticker for Nancy boys.
April 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Certainly not something like this
Cringelord, king of the douches, Elon Musk
April 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Yes, I think it was proven recently
A drawing of Elon Musk, known beluga land whale, depicting his oddly shaped torso and the tiny misshaped man inside controlling the fleshy apparatus
April 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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And what a head, just look at the size of that pumpkin!
April 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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THIS Musk?
Cringe lord Elmo standing next to a poster that says “liberty.” His costume includes a long haired wig and a matrix jacket with way too many fasteners.
March 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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oof. since we’re sharing. I was slicing an onion… poorly
February 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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This guy. This fuckin guy.
February 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Quote by George Carlin: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
February 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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costco hawking silver bars at the door
August 8, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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I’m gonna say… not too well right now
A screenshot of two Google search suggestions, the first is “cause of death - missy bevers cause of death,” and the second is “health - how is missy bevers doing”
May 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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*shivers from the douchiness*
An image of a superimposed tweet over a photograph of Elon Musk, who is wearing a long haired wig and a leather overcoat posing next to wall art that says LIBERTY. The tweet reads, “There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day…” The tweet is date November 21, 2023.
November 23, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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I’ve met that bodega cat!
November 22, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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Texts from my dad
November 20, 2023 at 7:02 PM