Reminds me of the best post ever from Phoebe Bridgers

this is literally never not accurate

begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

This fucking rules. Incredibly proud of all of my friends at IGN for taking this very brave stance.

the republican party hates public goods and wants to force feed you and your family slop produced by its billionaire allies

In re: Glastonbury, I'll just say that Ezra Klein––hardly a radical on this or any other issue––summed it all up very succinctly last week.

feeding trans people into the wood chipper but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows i disagree with it

True story bro.

Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good

Let’s normalize putting the name of the corporation that owns the private prison in the headline whenever something like this happens

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him

Hi everyone.

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Don't make me tap the sign

first things fucking first:

Cut facebook and every fucking corporate legacy media venue out of your life

I don't give a shit if NYT has cool games or you think the Daily Show is funny.

They're collaborators because they want drama-driven clicks and they can starve.

i think the democratics party strategy of appealing to no one but the people they’re supposedly running against to defeat while alienating their own base is probably going to work out long term

Man who has ruined every product he's touched in the last five years to streamline United States government.