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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank)
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Jank MTG.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).

Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.

He/him.
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Hit me with your best shot.
Fire away.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Before you invite Marjorie Taylor Greene under your big tent remember she is a rabid transphobe share.google/lunPQWT2CGAE...
Marjorie Taylor Greene posts anti-transgender sign across hall from lawmaker with transgender child | CNN Politics
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is facing sharp criticism after she posted an anti-transgender sign outside of her office, directly across the hall from another lawmaker who has a transgender child.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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We're primarying John Fetterman.

Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.

We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Are you having trouble handling the deluge of Secret Lair product every year, but do you also love cool artwork and want to make sure you don't miss something amazing for your favorite deck?

I use @scryfall.com for this at the end of every year. I use these two queries to find cards for my decks. 💜
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
So out of the box: I fully agree.
Where do animated and inspired, but not experienced, people begin?

This isn't meant to dunk on anyone or be negative. I legit would adore to be able to do this but lack the acumen/critical eye to evaluate guides a simple web search might unearth.
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Narrowly missing the cut was Garbage's debut, and GBV is a revisionist add after I heard it in 2002.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
SAY IT LOUDER
Here's your regularly scheduled reminder that #MTGEternities is the set of the year, if not the decade. Thank you
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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❌ A/I can’t replace real skills
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy

✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis

🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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MTG is a political opportunist who senses an opportunity and this opportunity could damage and possibly end maga and that’s why it’s important that Dems use her signature on the discharge petition, etc.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is trash. She's always been trash. She spoke at Nick Fuentes's conference and hasn't renounced him. She is a white nationalist.

I'm glad a lot of Democrats want to embrace her and absolve her, but what about the rest of us whom she continues to attack?
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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No one “turned on white dudes”. We turned on people acquiring power through corruption, clinging to it with violence,using it to justify racism, misogyny, sexual abuse and economic injustice. And since not all white duded are like this, it must not be the “white” or the “dude” that is the problem.
Dave Portnoy Says He Turned on Dems Because They Branded 'White Dudes' Society's 'Bad Guy'
Barstool Sports boss Dave Portnoy said he flipped to supporting Republicans because Democrats branded "white dudes" as the "bad guy" in America during the Biden Administration
www.mediaite.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My non-binary chosen family sibling, A, taught me this. As I came thru our shared COVID experiences & started seeing people IRL again, OVERT expressions of genuine love for my friends & found family became the norm. It is beautiful to express and you get it back from people without delays.
I think we should normalize telling our friends that we love them more.
there are many different kinds of love other than romantic.

it also feels nice to say it and to hear it ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Same here. Eliminate with extreme prejudice.
Quick public reminder: if I die and you see anyone do anything involving me and AI, I would be eternally grateful if you firebombed them into oblivion and then salted the earth to make sure nothing grows there again.
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I literally just saw someone cosplaying this like SECONDS ago not on this app lol.

Tbh @harlikane.bsky.social killed it.
Nobody:

Nobody:

Nobody:

Me: ISABELLA ROSSELLINI IN DEATH BECOMES HER
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
🧵👇
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Quick bagging tips.
Consider the item placement as your shopping, cans and jars can become load-bearing items at the sides, flat heavy items in the center, and softer items on the top. Boxes can create pockets for small items, and DON'T PUT SCENTED NONFOOD ITEMS WITH FOOD.
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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So as a second income stream, I shop for people, I'm really really good at it, like WILDLY good. Part of the job is knowing how to bag properly, I could write a book about bagging, I should because the horror scenes I see some people make while bagging is...wow.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
@intrepidtautog.bsky.social
OMG HI!
I wondered if you made the jump here! Thanks for finding me!
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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imagine being the guy who has to come up with apple music descriptions for new guided by voices albums.
“the ohio indie rock legends are back with their 67th album full of their classic quirk”

“Robert Pollard and crew return for another round of wacky lyrics and guitars that sound like that”
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Every time @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social mentions a cube I keep eager waiting for the link.*sigh*
kitchen table vintage power cube lmao, basically "power 9, some vintage classics, and cards i think are funny"

if it ever works out i'd love to have you draft it
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hey now
I offer myself and my Taller Child lol as counterexamples.
Great story. Great set. So many cool af cards came out of it.

No one appreciates New Capenna 😔
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Man going from Jimmy Buffett to the fucking Eagles? Work Alexa just fucking hates the concept of me today abd is punishing me accordingly
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM