Jeff (Jank Crank Hank)
@infocorn.bsky.social
Jank MTG.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).
Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.
He/him.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).
Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.
He/him.
Oh good. Please keep closing the like six places we have left in my town. Prove that I am an avatar of entropy.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Oh good. Please keep closing the like six places we have left in my town. Prove that I am an avatar of entropy.
Know what. No. This one. I have won with commander damage. Easier than you'd think terrifyingly enough.
SPEECH THERAPY. Cos he's verbose, y'see. - Commander (Vnwxt, Verbose Host)
A deck created using Moxfield.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Know what. No. This one. I have won with commander damage. Easier than you'd think terrifyingly enough.
Psssh. Rookie.
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JankCrankHank's profile on Moxfield, a deck building website.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Psssh. Rookie.
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Boy...just one? Well. Here. I built this the week vehicles-as-commanders were a thing.
Never Abandon Ship (79 Sprint remix) - Commander (Weatherlight Compleated)
A deck created using Moxfield.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Boy...just one? Well. Here. I built this the week vehicles-as-commanders were a thing.
Lord this thread.
Guy Smiley and deMaupassant...
Guy Smiley and deMaupassant...
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Lord this thread.
Guy Smiley and deMaupassant...
Guy Smiley and deMaupassant...
WOW! OUTSTANDING WORK!
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
WOW! OUTSTANDING WORK!
God SAME. "OH needed that 4 hour nap time, didja? CHUMP."
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
God SAME. "OH needed that 4 hour nap time, didja? CHUMP."
Listen I only have these scrubs with me so he can stay but make sure there's no wumping my leg.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Listen I only have these scrubs with me so he can stay but make sure there's no wumping my leg.
Also a very long story. But yes.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Also a very long story. But yes.
Its on-brand for Infocorn.
Pre-ban, the "slipped into a timespace void" card was OG FUGGEN DOCKSIDE, which turned out to be in my kid's something-or-other deck I'd helped him power up.
Not this time tho
Pre-ban, the "slipped into a timespace void" card was OG FUGGEN DOCKSIDE, which turned out to be in my kid's something-or-other deck I'd helped him power up.
Not this time tho
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Its on-brand for Infocorn.
Pre-ban, the "slipped into a timespace void" card was OG FUGGEN DOCKSIDE, which turned out to be in my kid's something-or-other deck I'd helped him power up.
Not this time tho
Pre-ban, the "slipped into a timespace void" card was OG FUGGEN DOCKSIDE, which turned out to be in my kid's something-or-other deck I'd helped him power up.
Not this time tho
Yeah. I made a list with Faldorn that was very much The Problem in something like 3 turns? God hands full of ramp and options every single game. Cannot find the cards. What. The. Fuck.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yeah. I made a list with Faldorn that was very much The Problem in something like 3 turns? God hands full of ramp and options every single game. Cannot find the cards. What. The. Fuck.
The bitch is fining enough hallucinogens to make my tokens DO that mid pod.
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The bitch is fining enough hallucinogens to make my tokens DO that mid pod.
Sold. Now to find some good pictures of chessboard tiles and marble busts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Sold. Now to find some good pictures of chessboard tiles and marble busts.
Holy shit. YES. All of it.
Here I'll make you feel better. I managed to lose ONLY my Faldorn and Archeologist from that precon. Literally every other card somehow accounted for.
Literally no idea where they are.
Here I'll make you feel better. I managed to lose ONLY my Faldorn and Archeologist from that precon. Literally every other card somehow accounted for.
Literally no idea where they are.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Holy shit. YES. All of it.
Here I'll make you feel better. I managed to lose ONLY my Faldorn and Archeologist from that precon. Literally every other card somehow accounted for.
Literally no idea where they are.
Here I'll make you feel better. I managed to lose ONLY my Faldorn and Archeologist from that precon. Literally every other card somehow accounted for.
Literally no idea where they are.
Oh shiiiiiit these are faboo.
Decided we're doing all backrooms×Vaporwave for deck aesthetics in 2026
Decided we're doing all backrooms×Vaporwave for deck aesthetics in 2026
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Oh shiiiiiit these are faboo.
Decided we're doing all backrooms×Vaporwave for deck aesthetics in 2026
Decided we're doing all backrooms×Vaporwave for deck aesthetics in 2026
Which deck?
The concept behind my Dynaheir? Solid
The execution? Lacking.
The gods of RNG/Deck Love? Absent.
The concept behind my Dynaheir? Solid
The execution? Lacking.
The gods of RNG/Deck Love? Absent.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Which deck?
The concept behind my Dynaheir? Solid
The execution? Lacking.
The gods of RNG/Deck Love? Absent.
The concept behind my Dynaheir? Solid
The execution? Lacking.
The gods of RNG/Deck Love? Absent.
Ok the wired vs BT info is clutch. I actually have been looking at this particular player. My little guy player now is still FINE but I am an old man and it's too small for my giant meat fingers/old eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Ok the wired vs BT info is clutch. I actually have been looking at this particular player. My little guy player now is still FINE but I am an old man and it's too small for my giant meat fingers/old eyes.
Man you're gonna make me link the thing here huh. It's #6 in this thread.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Man you're gonna make me link the thing here huh. It's #6 in this thread.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoUs1J/
There was another of the knocking scene at Jabba's palace I'll see if I can find
There was another of the knocking scene at Jabba's palace I'll see if I can find
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November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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There was another of the knocking scene at Jabba's palace I'll see if I can find
There was another of the knocking scene at Jabba's palace I'll see if I can find
