J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
@infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Self-Published Writer. 100% Human and certainly not a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels in a human suit.
Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
Pinned
Out now!
Tales of a Stranger Sister
A Small-Scale, Slice-of-Life Isekai Fantasy novel about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances by J. Robert Matthewson
Available as an e-book & paperback!
books2read.com/stranger-sister
[📚🪐] [📚💙] #booksky #fantasybooks #indiefantasy #Kindle #ebooks #Indieauthor
Tales of a Stranger Sister
A Small-Scale, Slice-of-Life Isekai Fantasy novel about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances by J. Robert Matthewson
Available as an e-book & paperback!
books2read.com/stranger-sister
[📚🪐] [📚💙] #booksky #fantasybooks #indiefantasy #Kindle #ebooks #Indieauthor
I now refuse to hero worship any politician. Every politician, in my lifetime, has, at minimum, extremely disappointed me when given power, if not outright betrayed my ideals and sensibilities.
I pretty much expect all of them to be shit people and I'm more shocked when someone actually isn't.
I pretty much expect all of them to be shit people and I'm more shocked when someone actually isn't.
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I now refuse to hero worship any politician. Every politician, in my lifetime, has, at minimum, extremely disappointed me when given power, if not outright betrayed my ideals and sensibilities.
I pretty much expect all of them to be shit people and I'm more shocked when someone actually isn't.
I pretty much expect all of them to be shit people and I'm more shocked when someone actually isn't.
This whole week feels like this .gif on a perpetual loop and it somehow applies to everything.
Every. Thing.
Every. Thing.
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This whole week feels like this .gif on a perpetual loop and it somehow applies to everything.
Every. Thing.
Every. Thing.
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✨ Happy Trans Awareness Month! 🎉
Me and many other authors have come together to offer a bundle of books by or about trans people! Love, friendship, magic, self-discovery, healing, and more fill these pages.
32 books by 32 authors, normally $121 total, on sale for $35!
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Me and many other authors have come together to offer a bundle of books by or about trans people! Love, friendship, magic, self-discovery, healing, and more fill these pages.
32 books by 32 authors, normally $121 total, on sale for $35!
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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This is why I can't write dystopia, because no matter what hellish landscape I could possibly think of, tech bros will always think of something worse and manage to put an off putting smile on it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is why I can't write dystopia, because no matter what hellish landscape I could possibly think of, tech bros will always think of something worse and manage to put an off putting smile on it.
Do you WANT Clone-Hitler? Because I've read enough comics to know this is how you get Clone-Hitler.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Do you WANT Clone-Hitler? Because I've read enough comics to know this is how you get Clone-Hitler.
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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Thanks for the interest in, boosts & purchases of this trans books bundle! (I've had to increase the goal multiple times 😄).
These books, some also including queer normative and or LGBTQIA+ joy, are available as this set for 4 more days.
🌈📚💙💕📚🪐 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
These books, some also including queer normative and or LGBTQIA+ joy, are available as this set for 4 more days.
🌈📚💙💕📚🪐 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
I'd like to kick off Trans Awareness Month with 32 stories of Trans People Taking On The World, by mainly trans authors
Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself!
🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself!
🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Thanks for the interest in, boosts & purchases of this trans books bundle! (I've had to increase the goal multiple times 😄).
These books, some also including queer normative and or LGBTQIA+ joy, are available as this set for 4 more days.
🌈📚💙💕📚🪐 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
These books, some also including queer normative and or LGBTQIA+ joy, are available as this set for 4 more days.
🌈📚💙💕📚🪐 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence! Share yours too, if you want!
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence! Share yours too, if you want!
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
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Convincing you to read my novel(s) by the first sentence! Share yours too, if you want!
(EarthLavender being a basic bitch [affectionate] is kind of a plot point)
(EarthLavender being a basic bitch [affectionate] is kind of a plot point)
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Convincing you to read my novel(s) by the first sentence! Share yours too, if you want!
(EarthLavender being a basic bitch [affectionate] is kind of a plot point)
(EarthLavender being a basic bitch [affectionate] is kind of a plot point)
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I have several, but only of fandoms I actively enjoy(ed). I get that the Aesthetic isn't too everyone's taste, but some of the vitriol they get is a bit overdone. It's a tchotchke. It makes some people happy to have it in their desk or shelf.
No one's making you buy one. Let people enjoy things.
No one's making you buy one. Let people enjoy things.
Relieved that I might avoid being turned into a Funko Pop at some point.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
Funko Pop maker admits it might not survive another year as sales crash - Dexerto
Funko warns investors of “substantial doubt” about its future as 2025 sales drop 14% and debt hits $250 million.
www.dexerto.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have several, but only of fandoms I actively enjoy(ed). I get that the Aesthetic isn't too everyone's taste, but some of the vitriol they get is a bit overdone. It's a tchotchke. It makes some people happy to have it in their desk or shelf.
No one's making you buy one. Let people enjoy things.
No one's making you buy one. Let people enjoy things.
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Adding onto the pinned post: I also write a 100% free, monthly newsletter that is as upbeat as I am physically capable of being. Also includes 3 free short stories (so far) that tie in with each series. Releases on or around the 15th of each month.
www.serobertsonfiction.com/mailing-list/
www.serobertsonfiction.com/mailing-list/
Newsletter – S. E. Robertson Fiction
www.serobertsonfiction.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Adding onto the pinned post: I also write a 100% free, monthly newsletter that is as upbeat as I am physically capable of being. Also includes 3 free short stories (so far) that tie in with each series. Releases on or around the 15th of each month.
www.serobertsonfiction.com/mailing-list/
www.serobertsonfiction.com/mailing-list/
Okay, so they did a TMNT X Godzilla crossover. Okay, fine. Cool.
The full set is only 3 figures. So, Fuck Donatello, apparently.
How in the fuck did they not think to cross one with GAMERA?!
The full set is only 3 figures. So, Fuck Donatello, apparently.
How in the fuck did they not think to cross one with GAMERA?!
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Okay, so they did a TMNT X Godzilla crossover. Okay, fine. Cool.
The full set is only 3 figures. So, Fuck Donatello, apparently.
How in the fuck did they not think to cross one with GAMERA?!
The full set is only 3 figures. So, Fuck Donatello, apparently.
How in the fuck did they not think to cross one with GAMERA?!
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Katamari???
...nah, Katamari is omnivorous. It consumes both meat and... Everything else
...nah, Katamari is omnivorous. It consumes both meat and... Everything else
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Katamari???
...nah, Katamari is omnivorous. It consumes both meat and... Everything else
...nah, Katamari is omnivorous. It consumes both meat and... Everything else
Pens/Caps games are many things. Boring is never one of them.
Still, I'll take a win any night, and twice against the Caps.
Still, I'll take a win any night, and twice against the Caps.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Pens/Caps games are many things. Boring is never one of them.
Still, I'll take a win any night, and twice against the Caps.
Still, I'll take a win any night, and twice against the Caps.
A summary of that second period.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A summary of that second period.
There are few greater joys than watching Sidney Crosby thoroughly own the Capitals as he has so far this game.
a hockey player wearing a jersey with the number 8 on it
ALT: a hockey player wearing a jersey with the number 8 on it
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There are few greater joys than watching Sidney Crosby thoroughly own the Capitals as he has so far this game.
If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
Not to be rude or anything, but this is So. Fucking. Stupid.
People didn't flee the hellbird app because of bad language. They fled it because fucking Nazis took it over.
People didn't flee the hellbird app because of bad language. They fled it because fucking Nazis took it over.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not to be rude or anything, but this is So. Fucking. Stupid.
People didn't flee the hellbird app because of bad language. They fled it because fucking Nazis took it over.
People didn't flee the hellbird app because of bad language. They fled it because fucking Nazis took it over.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
If you see this, post an anime you love. (this season, it's "May I Ask for One Final Thing?")
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love. (this season, it's "May I Ask for One Final Thing?")
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The Trans People Take on the world Bundle is off to a great start 😄. Additional themes in some of these books include queer found family & or queer joy. Half the books are fantasy, & just under a 1/3 are romance.
🌈📚🪐📚💙 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
#FantasyBookSky #RomanceBooks
🌈📚🪐📚💙 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
#FantasyBookSky #RomanceBooks
I'd like to kick off Trans Awareness Month with 32 stories of Trans People Taking On The World, by mainly trans authors
Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself!
🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself!
🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The Trans People Take on the world Bundle is off to a great start 😄. Additional themes in some of these books include queer found family & or queer joy. Half the books are fantasy, & just under a 1/3 are romance.
🌈📚🪐📚💙 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
#FantasyBookSky #RomanceBooks
🌈📚🪐📚💙 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
#FantasyBookSky #RomanceBooks