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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
@infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Self-Published Writer. 100% Human and certainly not a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels in a human suit.

Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
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Out now!

Tales of a Stranger Sister

A Small-Scale, Slice-of-Life Isekai Fantasy novel about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances by J. Robert Matthewson

Available as an e-book & paperback!

books2read.com/stranger-sister

[📚🪐] [📚💙] #booksky #fantasybooks #indiefantasy #Kindle #ebooks #Indieauthor
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Thanks for the interest in, boosts & purchases of this trans books bundle! (I've had to increase the goal multiple times 😄).

These books, some also including queer normative and or LGBTQIA+ joy, are available as this set for 4 more days.

🌈📚💙💕📚🪐 itch.io/b/3352/trans...
I'd like to kick off Trans Awareness Month with 32 stories of Trans People Taking On The World, by mainly trans authors

Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself!

🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence! Share yours too, if you want!
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Convincing you to read my novel(s) by the first sentence! Share yours too, if you want!

(EarthLavender being a basic bitch [affectionate] is kind of a plot point)
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I have several, but only of fandoms I actively enjoy(ed). I get that the Aesthetic isn't too everyone's taste, but some of the vitriol they get is a bit overdone. It's a tchotchke. It makes some people happy to have it in their desk or shelf.

No one's making you buy one. Let people enjoy things.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Adding onto the pinned post: I also write a 100% free, monthly newsletter that is as upbeat as I am physically capable of being. Also includes 3 free short stories (so far) that tie in with each series. Releases on or around the 15th of each month.

www.serobertsonfiction.com/mailing-list/
Newsletter – S. E. Robertson Fiction
www.serobertsonfiction.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Okay, so they did a TMNT X Godzilla crossover. Okay, fine. Cool.

The full set is only 3 figures. So, Fuck Donatello, apparently.

How in the fuck did they not think to cross one with GAMERA?!
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Katamari???

...nah, Katamari is omnivorous. It consumes both meat and... Everything else
Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Pens/Caps games are many things. Boring is never one of them.

Still, I'll take a win any night, and twice against the Caps.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A summary of that second period.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
There are few greater joys than watching Sidney Crosby thoroughly own the Capitals as he has so far this game.
a hockey player wearing a jersey with the number 8 on it
ALT: a hockey player wearing a jersey with the number 8 on it
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November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Not to be rude or anything, but this is So. Fucking. Stupid.

People didn't flee the hellbird app because of bad language. They fled it because fucking Nazis took it over.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love. (this season, it's "May I Ask for One Final Thing?")
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The Trans People Take on the world Bundle is off to a great start 😄. Additional themes in some of these books include queer found family & or queer joy. Half the books are fantasy, & just under a 1/3 are romance.

🌈📚🪐📚💙 itch.io/b/3352/trans...

#FantasyBookSky #RomanceBooks
I'd like to kick off Trans Awareness Month with 32 stories of Trans People Taking On The World, by mainly trans authors

Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself!

🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
how about no
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you see this, share your fav animal crossing villager!
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Many full time creatives have “invisible safety nets” like bread-winning partners, trust funds, external support, etc. No shame on anyone, but it creates a false vision of success. The cost of going to cons alone on top of hoping to eat as a freelancer are untenable, IMO.
When people hear that I'm returning to part time work they often ask "are things not going well with your art?"

The problem really is things are going well, but the world is so unstable that I long for some consistency and income that I don't have to pay quarterly taxes on
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Name a romance film.
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Back home after spending an Evening with Cary Elwes, which featured a screening of The Princess Bride followed by an 1.5-hour long Q&A with Cary.

A lovely time was had by all, though, you'll never be able to reach this scene ever again with a straight face after hearing Cary's tale of it's filming
a man leaning against a wall with the words " who are you " above him
ALT: a man leaning against a wall with the words " who are you " above him
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November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Creepy ghouls 🧟
Bloodsucking Vampires 🧛🏼
Terrifying spectres👻

My book contains NONE of those things. (Sorry.)

But it does have a scene about telling spooky stories around a fire.
😟🤨🔥😯😱

Also Friendship, Family, Fables, Festivals, and SO. MUCH. FOOD.🍲🤤

Books2read.com/stranger-sister

#booksky
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM