What a bunch of marks...

Oh, Patton. You sweet, compassionate soul.

Brazen Bull.

Every. Fucking. Last. One. Of. The. Fuckers.

Fuck it, we're going medieval: We're bringing back The Brazen Bull

The racism, misogyny, homophobia, and hatred of the poor, however, sign him the fuck up. That's his jam, yo!

Wait... CW? Like... Was this /Sexy/ Waltons?

'Merica: Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, and, uh, No Fat Chicks.

Which is even funnier when you consider how much we were told to never get a stranger's car or give them your address and now we pay a corp to tell a stranger our address and then get in their car. 🤷

It was killed and replaced when corporations realized they could monetize it.

"Gas, Grass, or Ass" had been replaced with "download our app, enter a CC, and make sure to leave a 5-star rating."

Oh, Gilly O'Tine, you're the only girl to steal my heart away from my first love, a lass with flaming locks by the name of Molly Tov.

To love is to be cursed.

I can't wait to see this administration achieve the impossible and somehow, some way, make Student Loans even more shitty. Maybe require some sort of blood ritual before signing? Mandatory organ donation? Creditors get to choose your major?

Not only do we all think you're a fucking dipshit coward, but even your beloved Baileys think you suck balls and they're not even real.

Kindly fuck off and let someone with actual conviction in something do the job you do badly suck at.

Adding onto the pinned post: I also write a 100% free, monthly newsletter that is as upbeat as I am physically capable of being. Also includes 3 free short stories (so far) that tie in with each series. Releases on or around the 15th of each month.

www.serobertsonfiction.com/mailing-list/

Every damn day I'm reminded that there is no hell hot, dark or painful enough for these dillweeds.

I plan to be the 80-year-old man in documentaries telling people exactly how shitty these people were. Loudly and very profanely.

It would be the most American in an Isekai thing imaginable, though.

This feels more apt that usual today...