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Officious intermeddler.
I am not Spartacus. That's him, over there.
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Me, to Twitter users contemplating a move to Bluesky:
a man is standing in the water with his arms outstretched and a group of people are standing in the water .
ALT: a man is standing in the water with his arms outstretched and a group of people are standing in the water .
media.tenor.com
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October 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Yay Joe Biden!

Oops! Yay Kamala Harris!

Uh-oh.. NAZI'S ARE BACK?

- 2024 in review
January 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Best part about Bluesky is how it's not owned by a Nazi.
January 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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If someone even mentions Johnny Depp and Willy Wonka in the same conversation, you should be allowed to legally stab them with a ballpoint pen or a Swiss Army Knife. Nothing fatal, but they should never make that mistake twice.
January 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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These are the same people currently insisting that Christ's teachings don't urge us to care for the refugees in our midst but somehow do condemn homosexuality, so ...

No, they have never opened a Bible.
Fox News: The church is in trouble because it is focusing on "wokeism", you know stuff like "helping people of different race, or sexual persuasion, whatever, instead of focusing on The Word."

my sister in christ have you ever opened a bible?
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Do you guys remember when everyone on the right were furious that Green M&M's dressed like whores?

Yeah well, they're now Nazi's.
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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celebrities as fictional characters: thread
January 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I’m still writing “2024” on all my manifestos.
January 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
This is called "playing the long game."
December 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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When you don't take education seriously in this country, it's only a matter of time before you have to outsource.

Y'all are sensing how incredibly fucked Republican policies are, right?
So basically the Trump Admin’s immigration policy is to increase the number of people from other countries who come in and take high-skilled, high paying American jobs, while deporting everyone else doing physically grueling jobs for shit wages?
December 29, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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I've said before that I'm confused why Sherri Tepper isn't considered a much bigger name in the field (actually I'm not confused, she was writing mostly when SF/F was majority "white dude"-focused), and if I was a film/tv producer looking for "the next Dune," I would snap up Grass instantly.
You’re the first person I’ve seen on social media that praises Tepper!
My life was changed by her books!
December 29, 2024 at 12:44 PM
The Ploughmen by Kim Zupan. Amazing story and his only novel. I think my secret is getting out because Ed Harris is making a movie based on the book.
December 29, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Well here’s another thing to manage now.
November 13, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Meanwhile, @bsky.app appears to be less than 2 hours away from hitting 25 million users.

bsky-users.theo.io
December 13, 2024 at 12:29 AM
If the last 8 years have shown anything, it's that they will, in fact, escape judgment.
December 10, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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The guy who named peacocks was not allowed to name anything else
December 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 9:15 PM