Stinky Think Tank
@stinkythinktank.bsky.social
Yep, it's me. Same asshole, different app. Same jokes, same bits, same waste-of-time.
All Ben Affleck movies are Get-Away-From-Ben-Affleck movies, really.
All Ben Affleck movies are Get-Away-From-Ben-Affleck movies, really.
July 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Shit has gone to hell since Wallet left.
a cartoon character from south park sits on the floor in front of a table
ALT: a cartoon character from south park sits on the floor in front of a table
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June 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Shit has gone to hell since Wallet left.
They say the DiMaggio record is unbreakable. But I bet after all is said and done, Trumps gonna hold the records for most felonies and impeachments for a long time. He’s not even done.
June 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They say the DiMaggio record is unbreakable. But I bet after all is said and done, Trumps gonna hold the records for most felonies and impeachments for a long time. He’s not even done.
The only faith I have left is in music. I appreciate anyone willing to listen. If you've ever listened to me play, thank you. I'd be even more lost and broken without you.
June 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The only faith I have left is in music. I appreciate anyone willing to listen. If you've ever listened to me play, thank you. I'd be even more lost and broken without you.
Things are not good inside my old asa body. There's cysts and growths and the news keeps getting worse.
I'm sure I'll be fine, but I guess it's time for another long drawn out exhausting fight.
I'm sure I'll be fine, but I guess it's time for another long drawn out exhausting fight.
June 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Things are not good inside my old asa body. There's cysts and growths and the news keeps getting worse.
I'm sure I'll be fine, but I guess it's time for another long drawn out exhausting fight.
I'm sure I'll be fine, but I guess it's time for another long drawn out exhausting fight.
... but baby, I'm a star.
June 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
... but baby, I'm a star.
They gotta cut me open again. I'm not a huge fan tbh.
June 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
They gotta cut me open again. I'm not a huge fan tbh.
Mmmmmmm Bop bop. Good vibrations, she Bop Bop.
June 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Mmmmmmm Bop bop. Good vibrations, she Bop Bop.
I'm starting to sense that my coworkers are maybe more fond of me than I think. I mean, I'm still the semi-unbelievable old coot with a zillion stories...
But I think they like the more charming moments.
But I think they like the more charming moments.
June 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'm starting to sense that my coworkers are maybe more fond of me than I think. I mean, I'm still the semi-unbelievable old coot with a zillion stories...
But I think they like the more charming moments.
But I think they like the more charming moments.
What's more? What's more than this.. I did it my way.
June 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What's more? What's more than this.. I did it my way.
I really did do it my way. I am mine. I know I was born and I know that I'll die. The in between is mine. I am mine.
June 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I really did do it my way. I am mine. I know I was born and I know that I'll die. The in between is mine. I am mine.
Twitter and Truth Social are fighting and Bluesky be like..
a baby with white eyes is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a baby with white eyes is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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June 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Twitter and Truth Social are fighting and Bluesky be like..
There was just something really fun about tge original Nintendo
June 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There was just something really fun about tge original Nintendo
Bowman and I would occasionally cut classes and literally go to the arcade. We were like the "bad" kids in an afternoon TV special.
June 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Bowman and I would occasionally cut classes and literally go to the arcade. We were like the "bad" kids in an afternoon TV special.
My buddy Bo is a goofball. He's 6'6", 270 and genuinely handsome. So he's always been afforded the right to be weird and have his big dumb thoughts. When we were in HS, I drove him to his girlfriends house when he lost his virginity. Dropped off a boy, picked up a man.
June 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My buddy Bo is a goofball. He's 6'6", 270 and genuinely handsome. So he's always been afforded the right to be weird and have his big dumb thoughts. When we were in HS, I drove him to his girlfriends house when he lost his virginity. Dropped off a boy, picked up a man.
Just pre-ordered my Tesla Optimus Prime humanoid robot! Can't wait.
June 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just pre-ordered my Tesla Optimus Prime humanoid robot! Can't wait.
Team Musk and Team Trump are literally the two worst teams you can be on.
June 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Team Musk and Team Trump are literally the two worst teams you can be on.
Steelers fans hate this shit so much. As usual, Rodgers doesn't seem to know how to read the room.
June 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Steelers fans hate this shit so much. As usual, Rodgers doesn't seem to know how to read the room.
I'd like to thank the guy in my avi. Honestly have had a blast using his face on here and that other app. His noggin just seemed to relate better to what I was doing on here. Plus, the whole legal thing meant I couldn't really use my own.
Thanks avi Dude. Appreciate you.
Thanks avi Dude. Appreciate you.
June 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'd like to thank the guy in my avi. Honestly have had a blast using his face on here and that other app. His noggin just seemed to relate better to what I was doing on here. Plus, the whole legal thing meant I couldn't really use my own.
Thanks avi Dude. Appreciate you.
Thanks avi Dude. Appreciate you.
Dig through the ditches, burn through the witches... slam in the back of my...
June 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Dig through the ditches, burn through the witches... slam in the back of my...
I'M COMING TO GET YOU
June 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'M COMING TO GET YOU
Do you take sugar? One lump or two?
June 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Do you take sugar? One lump or two?
Oh look what you've done to this Rock and Roll clown..
June 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh look what you've done to this Rock and Roll clown..
One of my best friends in High School's kid is the #1 TE recruit in the nation. He's committed to USC. Came in to work today and several coworkers were AMPED to talk to me. Some USC fans heard about me knowing the kid. Had to hold a little press conference about him. It was fun.
June 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my best friends in High School's kid is the #1 TE recruit in the nation. He's committed to USC. Came in to work today and several coworkers were AMPED to talk to me. Some USC fans heard about me knowing the kid. Had to hold a little press conference about him. It was fun.