we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

"If you stick a knife in my back 9 inches and pull it out 6 inches, that's not progress. If you pull it all the way out, that's not progress. Progress is healing the wound that the blow made. They haven't pulled the knife out; they won't even admit that it's there." — Malcolm X

Just saw Mario turned 40 this week and so, once again, I present to you: the first level of Super Mario but all the sound effects are farts.

Everyone loves sausage dogs, but are you familiar with the other sausage animals? Here's a handy guide.

If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/sau...

I'm off to the toilet. I'll be back in 4 years.

Not sure about this latest reboot. If Taron Egerton is playing the Kenneth Williams role, he hasn't quite got the "ooooh" face right.

Who remembers Mr Bacon and his famous catchphrase?

My annual support post for modern halloween. As someone who had to endure the pathetic tradition of English bob apple and turnip carving, trick or treat is a fantastic, fun, inclusive community-spirited event. People need to just lighten the f**k up and hand over the sweets :-)

I WANT TO BELIEVE