Jesse Denney
@inb4denn.bsky.social
Appalachian dad that likes to tell stories. ✨Award-winning✨meme guy. Voted "Not As Funny As You Think You Are" by my wife. (he/him)
"I know how we can be relevant to the youth! We can get renowned Reggae artist Shaggy to perform his hit songs Mr. Boombastic, It Wasn't Me, and Angel as a medley!" - The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade creative team, probably.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"I know how we can be relevant to the youth! We can get renowned Reggae artist Shaggy to perform his hit songs Mr. Boombastic, It Wasn't Me, and Angel as a medley!" - The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade creative team, probably.
I'm less mad this morning, but still frustrated.
The vote last night doesn't mean that the shutdown is over, just that they can start moving towards the end. There are still a couple of votes to go in the Senate and Johnson has to wrangle the House back to order.
The vote last night doesn't mean that the shutdown is over, just that they can start moving towards the end. There are still a couple of votes to go in the Senate and Johnson has to wrangle the House back to order.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'm less mad this morning, but still frustrated.
The vote last night doesn't mean that the shutdown is over, just that they can start moving towards the end. There are still a couple of votes to go in the Senate and Johnson has to wrangle the House back to order.
The vote last night doesn't mean that the shutdown is over, just that they can start moving towards the end. There are still a couple of votes to go in the Senate and Johnson has to wrangle the House back to order.
Fuck you, Tim.
You watched Democrats run the table in Virginia, saw all but FOUR counties move to the left, saw the first woman be elected Governor and the first Muslin woman to be elected to a statewide office in U.S. history and then you bent the knee.
Sic semper tyrannis. That means you, too.
You watched Democrats run the table in Virginia, saw all but FOUR counties move to the left, saw the first woman be elected Governor and the first Muslin woman to be elected to a statewide office in U.S. history and then you bent the knee.
Sic semper tyrannis. That means you, too.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Fuck you, Tim.
You watched Democrats run the table in Virginia, saw all but FOUR counties move to the left, saw the first woman be elected Governor and the first Muslin woman to be elected to a statewide office in U.S. history and then you bent the knee.
Sic semper tyrannis. That means you, too.
You watched Democrats run the table in Virginia, saw all but FOUR counties move to the left, saw the first woman be elected Governor and the first Muslin woman to be elected to a statewide office in U.S. history and then you bent the knee.
Sic semper tyrannis. That means you, too.
Chuck Schumer looked at all of us out here hopescrolling for the first time in a year and said, "Not on my watch!"
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chuck Schumer looked at all of us out here hopescrolling for the first time in a year and said, "Not on my watch!"
Internal screaming at the dumpster fire happening around us, external whimsy as we jump through the flames to whatever's on the other side.
It's about balance.
It's about balance.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Internal screaming at the dumpster fire happening around us, external whimsy as we jump through the flames to whatever's on the other side.
It's about balance.
It's about balance.
Mamdani looked at all these rich folks threatening to leave NYC and hired Lina Khan to his transition team to seal the deal.
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Mamdani looked at all these rich folks threatening to leave NYC and hired Lina Khan to his transition team to seal the deal.
The DNC is going to look at the turnout for a progressive candidate like Zohran and push a moderate white guy from central casting to the moon.
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The DNC is going to look at the turnout for a progressive candidate like Zohran and push a moderate white guy from central casting to the moon.
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I want to double-tap this, and we can see it viscerally in the policing of young Black teens who try to exit the Navy Yard stop of the Metro here in DC.
When I was a new graduate in the year of our economic catastrophe 2008, I lived in NYC. Which was similarly great because a Metrocard is a damn sight cheaper than a car, gas, and insurance. Public transportation is for class and racial mobility. Which is why Americans are poisoned against it.
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I want to double-tap this, and we can see it viscerally in the policing of young Black teens who try to exit the Navy Yard stop of the Metro here in DC.
I've spent far too long being jaded. From now on, we're caring about things with our whole chest. Period.
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've spent far too long being jaded. From now on, we're caring about things with our whole chest. Period.
Oh these? (grins as wide as possible) These are my eatin' bones.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oh these? (grins as wide as possible) These are my eatin' bones.
“I won’t touch the existing structure!”
“I’m going to pay for it myself and with donor help! No tax dollars!”
Meanwhile, the East Wing is a patch of dirt and he’s said that he’s going to pay for the construction using the $230M he’s suing the U.S. Government for.
Which he’ll get from our taxes.
“I’m going to pay for it myself and with donor help! No tax dollars!”
Meanwhile, the East Wing is a patch of dirt and he’s said that he’s going to pay for the construction using the $230M he’s suing the U.S. Government for.
Which he’ll get from our taxes.
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“I won’t touch the existing structure!”
“I’m going to pay for it myself and with donor help! No tax dollars!”
Meanwhile, the East Wing is a patch of dirt and he’s said that he’s going to pay for the construction using the $230M he’s suing the U.S. Government for.
Which he’ll get from our taxes.
“I’m going to pay for it myself and with donor help! No tax dollars!”
Meanwhile, the East Wing is a patch of dirt and he’s said that he’s going to pay for the construction using the $230M he’s suing the U.S. Government for.
Which he’ll get from our taxes.
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what a time to be alive
(mixed reviews)
(mixed reviews)
October 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
what a time to be alive
(mixed reviews)
(mixed reviews)
FUN FACTS THAT SOUND FAKE: The words “Arctic” and “Antarctic” mean “bears” and “no bears.”
This has nothing to do whether there are polar bears there or not and everything to do with whether you can see Ursa Major from each place.
This has nothing to do whether there are polar bears there or not and everything to do with whether you can see Ursa Major from each place.
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
FUN FACTS THAT SOUND FAKE: The words “Arctic” and “Antarctic” mean “bears” and “no bears.”
This has nothing to do whether there are polar bears there or not and everything to do with whether you can see Ursa Major from each place.
This has nothing to do whether there are polar bears there or not and everything to do with whether you can see Ursa Major from each place.
Stephen Miller looks like a thumb that someone drew angry eyebrows on.
October 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Stephen Miller looks like a thumb that someone drew angry eyebrows on.
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Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute
October 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute
Ernest Everywhere All At Once
Ernest Dies At The End
Ernest Destroys Fascism
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ernest Everywhere All At Once
Randy Savage is a sleeper agent for the Soviet Union.
Call that The Macho Manchurian Candidate.
Call that The Macho Manchurian Candidate.
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Randy Savage is a sleeper agent for the Soviet Union.
Call that The Macho Manchurian Candidate.
Call that The Macho Manchurian Candidate.
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“That was the worst halftime show ever,” said the conservative.
Unfortunately, no one could hear them over the sound of several thousand people screaming the lyrics to Chambea at the same time.
Unfortunately, no one could hear them over the sound of several thousand people screaming the lyrics to Chambea at the same time.
October 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“That was the worst halftime show ever,” said the conservative.
Unfortunately, no one could hear them over the sound of several thousand people screaming the lyrics to Chambea at the same time.
Unfortunately, no one could hear them over the sound of several thousand people screaming the lyrics to Chambea at the same time.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if you support Trump and all the work he’s done to hurt unions and the working class, you don’t get to celebrate Labor Day.
a woman with red hair says i don 't make the rules
ALT: a woman with red hair says i don 't make the rules
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September 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if you support Trump and all the work he’s done to hurt unions and the working class, you don’t get to celebrate Labor Day.
Conservatives be like "Comedy is legal again!" and then book Tony Hinchcliffe or Rob Schneider for their events.
June 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Conservatives be like "Comedy is legal again!" and then book Tony Hinchcliffe or Rob Schneider for their events.
It's so much funnier to actually write out "Tomato, tomato."
June 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's so much funnier to actually write out "Tomato, tomato."
Get you somebody that loves you like Michael Cole loves plaid suits.
June 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Get you somebody that loves you like Michael Cole loves plaid suits.
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I like how they were apologetically party rocking
June 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I like how they were apologetically party rocking