Jesse Denney
@inb4denn.bsky.social
Appalachian dad that likes to tell stories. ✨Award-winning✨meme guy. Voted "Not As Funny As You Think You Are" by my wife. (he/him)
“I won’t touch the existing structure!”
“I’m going to pay for it myself and with donor help! No tax dollars!”
Meanwhile, the East Wing is a patch of dirt and he’s said that he’s going to pay for the construction using the $230M he’s suing the U.S. Government for.
Which he’ll get from our taxes.
“I’m going to pay for it myself and with donor help! No tax dollars!”
Meanwhile, the East Wing is a patch of dirt and he’s said that he’s going to pay for the construction using the $230M he’s suing the U.S. Government for.
Which he’ll get from our taxes.
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“I won’t touch the existing structure!”
“I’m going to pay for it myself and with donor help! No tax dollars!”
Meanwhile, the East Wing is a patch of dirt and he’s said that he’s going to pay for the construction using the $230M he’s suing the U.S. Government for.
Which he’ll get from our taxes.
“I’m going to pay for it myself and with donor help! No tax dollars!”
Meanwhile, the East Wing is a patch of dirt and he’s said that he’s going to pay for the construction using the $230M he’s suing the U.S. Government for.
Which he’ll get from our taxes.
Remember, kids: It costs too much to fully fund Medicare, Medicaid, and SNAP but it's totally within the budget to use a platoon of Marines and National Guardsmen to suppress U.S. citizens' First Amendment rights.
June 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Remember, kids: It costs too much to fully fund Medicare, Medicaid, and SNAP but it's totally within the budget to use a platoon of Marines and National Guardsmen to suppress U.S. citizens' First Amendment rights.
POV: you acknowledge him
April 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
POV: you acknowledge him
So the broken escalator isn’t ALWAYS stairs.
March 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
So the broken escalator isn’t ALWAYS stairs.
Starting my third book of 2025.
(I've only finished one of them so far.)
(I've only finished one of them so far.)
February 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Starting my third book of 2025.
(I've only finished one of them so far.)
(I've only finished one of them so far.)
Well, it certainly doesn’t look like he lowered the price of eggs on day one.
January 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well, it certainly doesn’t look like he lowered the price of eggs on day one.
That didn't take long.
January 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
That didn't take long.
maybe the real TikTok was the friends we made along the way
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
maybe the real TikTok was the friends we made along the way
Stop stealing content.
January 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Stop stealing content.
Tricked me into using their shitty AI by clicking on a push notification.
Also, let's talk about how bad Grok is at following the prompt THEY wrote.
Also, let's talk about how bad Grok is at following the prompt THEY wrote.
January 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tricked me into using their shitty AI by clicking on a push notification.
Also, let's talk about how bad Grok is at following the prompt THEY wrote.
Also, let's talk about how bad Grok is at following the prompt THEY wrote.
The Media: Why doesn’t anyone trust us?!
Also The Media:
Also The Media:
December 10, 2024 at 10:09 PM
The Media: Why doesn’t anyone trust us?!
Also The Media:
Also The Media:
“omg I wonder what my Spotify wrapped is going to be”
my Spotify wrapped:
my Spotify wrapped:
November 20, 2024 at 1:44 AM
“omg I wonder what my Spotify wrapped is going to be”
my Spotify wrapped:
my Spotify wrapped: