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[plonking intensifies]
If I end up in a Concentration Camp, get Jack Reacher.
If I end up in a Concentration Camp, get Jack Reacher.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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We can add “properly sized shoes” to the growing list of means of transportation that the Secretary of Transportation is scared of
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We can add “properly sized shoes” to the growing list of means of transportation that the Secretary of Transportation is scared of
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QAnon was the pedophiles the president was friends with along the way.
In her resignation statement, MTG breaks very dramatically with the secret-plan conspiracy theorists about what’s happening in DC.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
QAnon was the pedophiles the president was friends with along the way.
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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Yes. War, famine, and disease ride together. This is bringing the coat-tails of war without the coat.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Yes. War, famine, and disease ride together. This is bringing the coat-tails of war without the coat.
Weird and erratic. Otherwise known as how he behaved in his goddamn confirmation hearings.
Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Weird and erratic. Otherwise known as how he behaved in his goddamn confirmation hearings.
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In the late 1940s into the 1950s, the US sought to ideologically deport individuals, including those who had lived in the US for most of their lives.
"Should Miss Liberty Be Deported?" is a pamphlet in 1950 calling on the public to help challenge these deportations.
Ch. 5 in "Threat of Dissent" 🗃️
"Should Miss Liberty Be Deported?" is a pamphlet in 1950 calling on the public to help challenge these deportations.
Ch. 5 in "Threat of Dissent" 🗃️
March 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
In the late 1940s into the 1950s, the US sought to ideologically deport individuals, including those who had lived in the US for most of their lives.
"Should Miss Liberty Be Deported?" is a pamphlet in 1950 calling on the public to help challenge these deportations.
Ch. 5 in "Threat of Dissent" 🗃️
"Should Miss Liberty Be Deported?" is a pamphlet in 1950 calling on the public to help challenge these deportations.
Ch. 5 in "Threat of Dissent" 🗃️
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Seriously, imagine this being the second-coolest photo taken of you in one day.
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Seriously, imagine this being the second-coolest photo taken of you in one day.
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they boutta find out how hard it is to get people to resubscribe once they cancel a service
September 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
they boutta find out how hard it is to get people to resubscribe once they cancel a service
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Important thread.
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Important thread.
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cardassian hentai
September 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
cardassian hentai
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Pritzker is correct that we don’t even know if this is political violence since we don’t have a motive, suspect, or manifesto yet.
I’m not saying I would take a bet that it wasn’t (tho I’d have no idea of ideology of the shooter), but… we don’t know much of anything yet
I’m not saying I would take a bet that it wasn’t (tho I’d have no idea of ideology of the shooter), but… we don’t know much of anything yet
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Pritzker is correct that we don’t even know if this is political violence since we don’t have a motive, suspect, or manifesto yet.
I’m not saying I would take a bet that it wasn’t (tho I’d have no idea of ideology of the shooter), but… we don’t know much of anything yet
I’m not saying I would take a bet that it wasn’t (tho I’d have no idea of ideology of the shooter), but… we don’t know much of anything yet
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nobody needs to hear this more than people who aren’t on here but: wait for a suspect and a motive
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
nobody needs to hear this more than people who aren’t on here but: wait for a suspect and a motive
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Bluesky may be the one place on the internet where you can be like “my hobbies are politics and mental illness and cool bugs” and everyone is like omg follow
September 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bluesky may be the one place on the internet where you can be like “my hobbies are politics and mental illness and cool bugs” and everyone is like omg follow
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That note is so dirty Mike Pence can't be alone in a room with it.
Wow, that drawing and poem made my stomach drop. It’s not ambiguous… & the idea of him sending that kind of overt, public message makes me ill
September 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That note is so dirty Mike Pence can't be alone in a room with it.
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Wow, that drawing and poem made my stomach drop. It’s not ambiguous… & the idea of him sending that kind of overt, public message makes me ill
September 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wow, that drawing and poem made my stomach drop. It’s not ambiguous… & the idea of him sending that kind of overt, public message makes me ill
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Can’t express in words how big this rally in Chicago is. The president’s fascist goon squad is not welcome here.
September 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Can’t express in words how big this rally in Chicago is. The president’s fascist goon squad is not welcome here.
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“AI” is going to fail because even the most outrageous predictions of its impact are simply different ways to make it so people don’t have to go on the computer. and people love going on the computer
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“AI” is going to fail because even the most outrageous predictions of its impact are simply different ways to make it so people don’t have to go on the computer. and people love going on the computer
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Working the ER on Halloween must be wild. Oh no! Paw Patrol is having a breach birth
September 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Working the ER on Halloween must be wild. Oh no! Paw Patrol is having a breach birth
An extremely NSFW spin off miniseries called Thighlander™
September 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
An extremely NSFW spin off miniseries called Thighlander™
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[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
September 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
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Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
August 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
Sometimes I’ll be in a grocery store and a Billy Joel song will be playing overhead, and I’ll think maybe World War III should hurry up.
August 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Sometimes I’ll be in a grocery store and a Billy Joel song will be playing overhead, and I’ll think maybe World War III should hurry up.
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This is one of the biggest.
August 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is one of the biggest.