Samantha
@illustratorsam.bsky.social
Color Engineer. Illustrator. Macrame artist. (Former) BookTuber. Find me across the Interwebs: https://linktr.ee/illustratorsam
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Remember all the people who were fired from their jobs for simply stating facts about Charlie Kirk
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Remember all the people who were fired from their jobs for simply stating facts about Charlie Kirk
My morning beverage: single shot espresso over Nestle hot chocolate mix, mixed with oat milk. 😋😘
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My morning beverage: single shot espresso over Nestle hot chocolate mix, mixed with oat milk. 😋😘
The algorithms are all coordinated to show me nothing but ads for planners 🫠 I’m trying to hide them, but they could be pushing WORSE things on me.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The algorithms are all coordinated to show me nothing but ads for planners 🫠 I’m trying to hide them, but they could be pushing WORSE things on me.
It’s the end of my private student loan era: final payment posted on Monday.
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It’s the end of my private student loan era: final payment posted on Monday.
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Only had 15 years and four different Republican House speakers since ACA was passed.
Roger Marshall on Republicans replacing the ACA: "It's gonna take us a while to figure out the right way to do it"
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Only had 15 years and four different Republican House speakers since ACA was passed.
We’re experiencing flurries right now. Me, wanting to know how long this weather will last, checks her weather app: “cloudy”
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
We’re experiencing flurries right now. Me, wanting to know how long this weather will last, checks her weather app: “cloudy”
My cats are watching our neighborhood and his kids stage the placement of their Christmas blow-up lawn decor 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My cats are watching our neighborhood and his kids stage the placement of their Christmas blow-up lawn decor 🥰
I spent $71 at Walmart last night when I popped into the store to get: windshield wiper fluid ($5) & a new ice scraper ($5 for fancy one).
It’s a simple “If you give a mouse a cookie” chain reaction moment: set foot in the store for X, it’ll remind you to get Y.
It’s a simple “If you give a mouse a cookie” chain reaction moment: set foot in the store for X, it’ll remind you to get Y.
This is why I’ve fallen back in love with Shaw’s: I save so much by shopping off the flyer and never setting foot in the grocery store.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I spent $71 at Walmart last night when I popped into the store to get: windshield wiper fluid ($5) & a new ice scraper ($5 for fancy one).
It’s a simple “If you give a mouse a cookie” chain reaction moment: set foot in the store for X, it’ll remind you to get Y.
It’s a simple “If you give a mouse a cookie” chain reaction moment: set foot in the store for X, it’ll remind you to get Y.
Could members of the press ask “what’s wrong with autism?” Put members of this administration on the spot and force them to spell out their prejudices.
A Centers for Disease Control and Prevention website has been changed to contradict the longtime scientific conclusion that vaccines do not cause autism, spurring outrage among a number of public health and autism experts. https://to.pbs.org/3JNZANj
CDC 'vaccine safety' webpage changed to contradict scientific conclusion that vaccines don't cause autism
The Trump administration has revised a website to contradict the scientific consensus that vaccines don't cause autism.
www.pbs.org
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Could members of the press ask “what’s wrong with autism?” Put members of this administration on the spot and force them to spell out their prejudices.
This is why I’ve fallen back in love with Shaw’s: I save so much by shopping off the flyer and never setting foot in the grocery store.
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is why I’ve fallen back in love with Shaw’s: I save so much by shopping off the flyer and never setting foot in the grocery store.
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bro every aspect of online life has just become me trying to hide from clippy’s nosy ass. this is just 1999 all over again. i open any app or page and there he is, clippy’s ghost, in the form of AI or algorithms, spying on and meddling in my life choices
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
bro every aspect of online life has just become me trying to hide from clippy’s nosy ass. this is just 1999 all over again. i open any app or page and there he is, clippy’s ghost, in the form of AI or algorithms, spying on and meddling in my life choices
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From the man who spends every waking hour complaining...
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
From the man who spends every waking hour complaining...
I’ve felt burnt out this week. Perfect time to pick up an extra day of work 🫠
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’ve felt burnt out this week. Perfect time to pick up an extra day of work 🫠
Daylight Savings wasn’t so bad when I was living completely alone, or just with some other humans.
Cats? Little asses! 3am wake-up stampede over every tender spot on my torso at regular intervals. A smarter person close them out of the bedroom after the first or second pass.
Cats? Little asses! 3am wake-up stampede over every tender spot on my torso at regular intervals. A smarter person close them out of the bedroom after the first or second pass.
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Daylight Savings wasn’t so bad when I was living completely alone, or just with some other humans.
Cats? Little asses! 3am wake-up stampede over every tender spot on my torso at regular intervals. A smarter person close them out of the bedroom after the first or second pass.
Cats? Little asses! 3am wake-up stampede over every tender spot on my torso at regular intervals. A smarter person close them out of the bedroom after the first or second pass.
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The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
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3 more days to take advantage of my price drop!
In honor of my birthday month (which begins tomorrow) I dropped the price of the Negatives e-book to a mere $2 until November 1st! So if you've been holding out, now's your chance to grab it for cheap:
books2read.com/u/mgnvGK
books2read.com/u/mgnvGK
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
3 more days to take advantage of my price drop!
The cats are stalking some unseen thing in my bedroom. I assume it’s a bug, but can’t rule out a teeny-tiny, ground-level ghost.
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The cats are stalking some unseen thing in my bedroom. I assume it’s a bug, but can’t rule out a teeny-tiny, ground-level ghost.
Small celebrations: my gym is returning to 24hr access! 💪
This doesn’t include weekends (which is cool). BUT they don’t seem to open until 6am on Monday, which is a bit too late for me.
This doesn’t include weekends (which is cool). BUT they don’t seem to open until 6am on Monday, which is a bit too late for me.
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Small celebrations: my gym is returning to 24hr access! 💪
This doesn’t include weekends (which is cool). BUT they don’t seem to open until 6am on Monday, which is a bit too late for me.
This doesn’t include weekends (which is cool). BUT they don’t seem to open until 6am on Monday, which is a bit too late for me.
We’re back at it: failed attempt at a cappuccino.
Technically second attempt. Tried yesterday, but the milk separated weird. Zero foam.
Technically second attempt. Tried yesterday, but the milk separated weird. Zero foam.
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We’re back at it: failed attempt at a cappuccino.
Technically second attempt. Tried yesterday, but the milk separated weird. Zero foam.
Technically second attempt. Tried yesterday, but the milk separated weird. Zero foam.
Three trucks loaded with pumpkins just drove by my apartment and I was hauling groceries from my car! 🥰🎃
October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Three trucks loaded with pumpkins just drove by my apartment and I was hauling groceries from my car! 🥰🎃
Out of nowhere, I crave canned peaches. Nightly.
a group of men playing instruments in a field with the words millions of peaches above them
Alt: Band The Presidents of the United States of America playing instruments in a field with the words millions of peaches above them.
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Out of nowhere, I crave canned peaches. Nightly.