Samantha
@illustratorsam.bsky.social
Color Engineer. Illustrator. Macrame artist. (Former) BookTuber. Find me across the Interwebs: https://linktr.ee/illustratorsam
My body gave me a new Rx in one eye though, so {deflates} 😒
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My body gave me a new Rx in one eye though, so {deflates} 😒
When did Trump and Kennedy get hitched?
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When did Trump and Kennedy get hitched?
That’s right. I forgot what a pita it was to keep getting distilled water. I still buy a couple gallons every now and then to feed my plant babies. Everyone is running their vaporizers & humidifiers 😣
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That’s right. I forgot what a pita it was to keep getting distilled water. I still buy a couple gallons every now and then to feed my plant babies. Everyone is running their vaporizers & humidifiers 😣
How big is it? Maybe keep it to one room?
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How big is it? Maybe keep it to one room?
Same! I remember as a kid I injured my leg and required an X-ray. Insurance denied my parents’ claim because of my preexisting (irrelevant) heart defect.
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Same! I remember as a kid I injured my leg and required an X-ray. Insurance denied my parents’ claim because of my preexisting (irrelevant) heart defect.
Senator means “friends.” Trump doesn’t have friends.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Senator means “friends.” Trump doesn’t have friends.
They should get a room
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They should get a room
Welcome to the meaning of life age! 🤗
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Welcome to the meaning of life age! 🤗
And he’s only 44.
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
And he’s only 44.
What’s stoping them from persecuting them all now? War crimes are war crimes.
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What’s stoping them from persecuting them all now? War crimes are war crimes.
May the record show: I don’t need a planner for 2026. I am all set! 👌
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
May the record show: I don’t need a planner for 2026. I am all set! 👌
Expecting my “automated” congratulatory (condescending) email statement within 4 weeks.
I wish they would send me a singing telegram, but whatevs.
I wish they would send me a singing telegram, but whatevs.
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Expecting my “automated” congratulatory (condescending) email statement within 4 weeks.
I wish they would send me a singing telegram, but whatevs.
I wish they would send me a singing telegram, but whatevs.
I liked the one I had for a while, but I wasn’t meticulous about cleaning, so the second I got mild throat discomfort or coughing fit I assumed I had legionnaires disease and stopped using it. 🫠
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I liked the one I had for a while, but I wasn’t meticulous about cleaning, so the second I got mild throat discomfort or coughing fit I assumed I had legionnaires disease and stopped using it. 🫠
Wishing you all the luck!!! 🍀
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wishing you all the luck!!! 🍀