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@dieworkwear.bsky.social what’s going on w/r/t the collar/lapel combo here, it feels bad.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social what’s going on w/r/t the collar/lapel combo here, it feels bad.
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Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
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this looks like shit!! amateur ass photoshop bevel and drop shadow, why? why do this? butterflies do not have rounded edges, they do not emanate a shadowy fog, it pisses me off more the longer i look at it
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
this looks like shit!! amateur ass photoshop bevel and drop shadow, why? why do this? butterflies do not have rounded edges, they do not emanate a shadowy fog, it pisses me off more the longer i look at it
~you will never be able to afford a hooooOooooOooOoome~ 👻
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
~you will never be able to afford a hooooOooooOooOoome~ 👻
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Requiring me to wear anything fancier than dark jeans, a button down shirt, and leather shoes is demeaning
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Requiring me to wear anything fancier than dark jeans, a button down shirt, and leather shoes is demeaning
20s hangover: accidentally had 2 many beers, head hurts all day
Late 30s hangover: accidentally slept with 2 pillows, neck no longer functions
Late 30s hangover: accidentally slept with 2 pillows, neck no longer functions
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
20s hangover: accidentally had 2 many beers, head hurts all day
Late 30s hangover: accidentally slept with 2 pillows, neck no longer functions
Late 30s hangover: accidentally slept with 2 pillows, neck no longer functions
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the dodgers doodoo boy has been called onto the field
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
the dodgers doodoo boy has been called onto the field
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I have learned two things here:
1. I probably could have had a twitter presence
2. it's for the best that I did not have one, there were many years in which I was much more fighty online and my opinions were worse
1. I probably could have had a twitter presence
2. it's for the best that I did not have one, there were many years in which I was much more fighty online and my opinions were worse
I'm honestly surprised you never had a twitter presence. You feel like one of those people who's been around forever, considering how much your bleets get traction.
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I have learned two things here:
1. I probably could have had a twitter presence
2. it's for the best that I did not have one, there were many years in which I was much more fighty online and my opinions were worse
1. I probably could have had a twitter presence
2. it's for the best that I did not have one, there were many years in which I was much more fighty online and my opinions were worse
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a couple of years ago, whenever i'd say that joe biden should be doing this or that, i would get responses from his supporters explaining that the president can't just do whatever he wants. he has to follow all these rules and norms and laws and such, apparently
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
a couple of years ago, whenever i'd say that joe biden should be doing this or that, i would get responses from his supporters explaining that the president can't just do whatever he wants. he has to follow all these rules and norms and laws and such, apparently
Normalize pronouncing “Bluesky” like “brewski”
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Normalize pronouncing “Bluesky” like “brewski”
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the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
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just go to the protests
take whatever precautions you personally feel comfortable with but these are massive, joyful events, go and have fun
take whatever precautions you personally feel comfortable with but these are massive, joyful events, go and have fun
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
just go to the protests
take whatever precautions you personally feel comfortable with but these are massive, joyful events, go and have fun
take whatever precautions you personally feel comfortable with but these are massive, joyful events, go and have fun
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The chaotic, joker-like energy of Costco, only selling LaCroix in mixed packs of two good flavors and one terrible one
October 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The chaotic, joker-like energy of Costco, only selling LaCroix in mixed packs of two good flavors and one terrible one
like 3 of my podcasts referenced Harry and the Hendersons in the same week, what is the Hollywood cabal cooking up
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
like 3 of my podcasts referenced Harry and the Hendersons in the same week, what is the Hollywood cabal cooking up
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By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
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Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5
Every upbeat pop song about summertime should come with a slowed-down, minor key version for food service workers
June 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Every upbeat pop song about summertime should come with a slowed-down, minor key version for food service workers