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ilasair.bsky.social
J
@ilasair.bsky.social
I'm all over the place, but at least I'm dependable
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mismatch socks
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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Cannibals complaining about microplastics in their food
November 21, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Can't wait 🥹
Taking the family on the South Shore Line into Chicago tomorrow. Gonna visit the second eldest child @ilasair.bsky.social, see her new apartment to give it a Dad seal of approval, and check out the Christkindlmarket downytowny. Should be a fun day!
November 17, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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What I wouldn't give for an election that's NOT "the most important in our lifetime."
October 23, 2023 at 6:21 PM
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Tech guys are always like “wow you’re being rude to me? You’re saying *I* don’t have the answers for humanity? Me? The guy who invented an app that orders napkins?”
October 22, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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Good morning friends
October 23, 2023 at 12:42 PM
The curse of living in the city are one way streets when you have to pee
October 21, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Orders the sword fish kabob thinking how big could they be?

I certainly found out..
October 20, 2023 at 4:56 PM
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be on the lookout for a scam going around where people ask you out for dinner with the goal of falling in love with you, or worse
October 20, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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Mood.
October 19, 2023 at 11:53 AM
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[dying] no no it's my fault, i should have told you i'm allergic to poison
October 19, 2023 at 1:46 PM
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Dudes will be like “check out how cool this AI is” and ask it a question that you could have just googled the answer to five years ago, and that interaction has the carbon footprint of a house fire
October 19, 2023 at 6:36 AM
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Look I know you have a lot on your plate right now and it’s stressing you out but I’m gonna need you to abandon it all to lie still and become unconscious for about eight hours and if you can’t relax enough to do that your brain will destroy itself and everything will be so much worse. Sweet dreams!
October 19, 2023 at 2:16 AM
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[shopping on amazon] hm should I buy this product from oulipz or the similar version from dyblot? also the terorod one looks good. maybe this one from cromblor
October 19, 2023 at 4:34 PM
@galenjughead.bsky.social pretty sure you stole my name there "J"
October 14, 2023 at 8:11 PM