ilanishere
@ilanishere.bsky.social
One Piece + Politics dork 🐸-dog 🕷️-cat
Reposted by ilanishere
where’s the rubber teenager in jorts and flip flops willing to over throw a corrupt government in exchange for a sandwich bc his whole thing is freedom & liberation when u need him 😔
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
where’s the rubber teenager in jorts and flip flops willing to over throw a corrupt government in exchange for a sandwich bc his whole thing is freedom & liberation when u need him 😔
Reposted by ilanishere
I think it's cool we've arrived at a place where the Iron Sheik is a beloved legend and Hulk Hogan is considered a loathsome scumbag.
January 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I think it's cool we've arrived at a place where the Iron Sheik is a beloved legend and Hulk Hogan is considered a loathsome scumbag.
Reposted by ilanishere
The Louisiana Department of Health reports the first death from H5N1 bird flu in the United States
ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de...
ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de...
January 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Louisiana Department of Health reports the first death from H5N1 bird flu in the United States
ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de...
ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de...
Reposted by ilanishere
Bet this guy would taste so good if you smoked him for 24 hours
November 27, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Bet this guy would taste so good if you smoked him for 24 hours
Reposted by ilanishere
Listen up, young men: stop liking Hitler
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Listen up, young men: stop liking Hitler
Reposted by ilanishere
you dont want to kerfuffle with me bro
November 16, 2024 at 11:39 PM
you dont want to kerfuffle with me bro
Reposted by ilanishere
It hasn’t even been 2 weeks since the election!!
November 17, 2024 at 1:38 AM
It hasn’t even been 2 weeks since the election!!
Reposted by ilanishere
We’re crossing a critical threshold where everyone now has an account they hate on here. The Age of Blood has begun
November 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
We’re crossing a critical threshold where everyone now has an account they hate on here. The Age of Blood has begun
Reposted by ilanishere
donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
the DOGE agency will not have the authority to reallocate funds (nor would that be constitutional), it is a PR tool to create the impression that government spending is inherently wasteful and build political momentum for spending cuts
Hypothetical. I'm curious what people think. If the DOGE agency worked on the premise that half of all savings in a federal program were distributed as increased benefits to qualified recipients, would you consider the details ?
November 15, 2024 at 5:27 PM
donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
Reposted by ilanishere
this is beyond amazing news
November 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
this is beyond amazing news
Reposted by ilanishere
Reposted by ilanishere
Reposted by ilanishere
Kind of wild to live in a system that allows one man to spend a couple hundred million dollars to elect his favored political candidate and then see the free market reward him with tens of billions of dollars in net worth
www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...
www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...
Tesla Hits $1 Trillion Market Cap—Musk Becomes $300 Billion Man After Trump Win
Shares of the Musk-led EV firm are up almost 30% since Tuesday as investors responded aggressively to the Musk-backed Trump’s victory.
www.forbes.com
November 8, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Kind of wild to live in a system that allows one man to spend a couple hundred million dollars to elect his favored political candidate and then see the free market reward him with tens of billions of dollars in net worth
www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...
www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...
Reposted by ilanishere
Ladies...
* Eyeballs are only as firm as a ripe grape
* The trachea is only as strong as the cardboard tube in a roll of paper towel
* Ears can be removed with only 27.5 pounds of force
* A stiff shot to the point of the nose causes momentary full-body shock
Mentioning for no reason.
* Eyeballs are only as firm as a ripe grape
* The trachea is only as strong as the cardboard tube in a roll of paper towel
* Ears can be removed with only 27.5 pounds of force
* A stiff shot to the point of the nose causes momentary full-body shock
Mentioning for no reason.
November 9, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Ladies...
* Eyeballs are only as firm as a ripe grape
* The trachea is only as strong as the cardboard tube in a roll of paper towel
* Ears can be removed with only 27.5 pounds of force
* A stiff shot to the point of the nose causes momentary full-body shock
Mentioning for no reason.
* Eyeballs are only as firm as a ripe grape
* The trachea is only as strong as the cardboard tube in a roll of paper towel
* Ears can be removed with only 27.5 pounds of force
* A stiff shot to the point of the nose causes momentary full-body shock
Mentioning for no reason.
Reposted by ilanishere
Fearing most:
- mass deportations, police state required to try it, resulting death/suffering
- severe recession or depression from tariffs, deportations, ensuing civil unrest
- violence against protesters
- weaponization of DOJ, IRS, FCC
- “unleashed” cops & vigilantes
- Baltics, Poland, Taiwan
- mass deportations, police state required to try it, resulting death/suffering
- severe recession or depression from tariffs, deportations, ensuing civil unrest
- violence against protesters
- weaponization of DOJ, IRS, FCC
- “unleashed” cops & vigilantes
- Baltics, Poland, Taiwan
November 6, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Fearing most:
- mass deportations, police state required to try it, resulting death/suffering
- severe recession or depression from tariffs, deportations, ensuing civil unrest
- violence against protesters
- weaponization of DOJ, IRS, FCC
- “unleashed” cops & vigilantes
- Baltics, Poland, Taiwan
- mass deportations, police state required to try it, resulting death/suffering
- severe recession or depression from tariffs, deportations, ensuing civil unrest
- violence against protesters
- weaponization of DOJ, IRS, FCC
- “unleashed” cops & vigilantes
- Baltics, Poland, Taiwan
Reposted by ilanishere
Reposted by ilanishere
i think the democratics party strategy of appealing to no one but the people they’re supposedly running against to defeat while alienating their own base is probably going to work out long term
October 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
i think the democratics party strategy of appealing to no one but the people they’re supposedly running against to defeat while alienating their own base is probably going to work out long term
Reposted by ilanishere
Trump: Happy birthday, Kamala.
Kamala: Oh Donald, you shouldn’t ha—
Before she could say more, their lips met, rivalry dissolving in a rush of unexpected passion.
Kamala: Donald…what about Joe?
He pulled away.
Trump: He doesn’t even look at me anymore
Kamala: Oh Donald, you shouldn’t ha—
Before she could say more, their lips met, rivalry dissolving in a rush of unexpected passion.
Kamala: Donald…what about Joe?
He pulled away.
Trump: He doesn’t even look at me anymore
October 24, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Trump: Happy birthday, Kamala.
Kamala: Oh Donald, you shouldn’t ha—
Before she could say more, their lips met, rivalry dissolving in a rush of unexpected passion.
Kamala: Donald…what about Joe?
He pulled away.
Trump: He doesn’t even look at me anymore
Kamala: Oh Donald, you shouldn’t ha—
Before she could say more, their lips met, rivalry dissolving in a rush of unexpected passion.
Kamala: Donald…what about Joe?
He pulled away.
Trump: He doesn’t even look at me anymore
Reposted by ilanishere
"A CNN investigation reveals how deceptive political fundraising has misled elderly Americans into giving away millions of dollars”
How elderly dementia patients are unwittingly fueling political campaigns
A CNN investigation reveals how deceptive political fundraising has misled hundreds of elderly Americans.
www.cnn.com
October 22, 2024 at 1:09 PM
"A CNN investigation reveals how deceptive political fundraising has misled elderly Americans into giving away millions of dollars”
Reposted by ilanishere
HEY NERDS WE'RE AGGRO CRAB‼️
we recently launched the world's crabbiest soulslike...
🦀 ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE 🦀
our scrappy indie studio likes to kick ass and bully our community but we know you love it xoxo
CHECK US OUT OR ELSE 💥🔪
we recently launched the world's crabbiest soulslike...
🦀 ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE 🦀
our scrappy indie studio likes to kick ass and bully our community but we know you love it xoxo
CHECK US OUT OR ELSE 💥🔪
October 21, 2024 at 9:34 PM
HEY NERDS WE'RE AGGRO CRAB‼️
we recently launched the world's crabbiest soulslike...
🦀 ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE 🦀
our scrappy indie studio likes to kick ass and bully our community but we know you love it xoxo
CHECK US OUT OR ELSE 💥🔪
we recently launched the world's crabbiest soulslike...
🦀 ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE 🦀
our scrappy indie studio likes to kick ass and bully our community but we know you love it xoxo
CHECK US OUT OR ELSE 💥🔪
Reposted by ilanishere
This idea that getting into arguments on Twitter is somehow noble and valorous instead of a waste of time using a text equivalent of a Call of Duty lobby is pretty funny
October 21, 2024 at 9:34 PM
This idea that getting into arguments on Twitter is somehow noble and valorous instead of a waste of time using a text equivalent of a Call of Duty lobby is pretty funny
Reposted by ilanishere
"No, they aren’t scared of Harris — they’re just giddily, frothingly, over-the-moon *thrilled* at the prospect of Donald Trump returning to the White House."
Big Oil is Bursting With Excitement for a Trump Victory
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
www.splinter.com
October 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
"No, they aren’t scared of Harris — they’re just giddily, frothingly, over-the-moon *thrilled* at the prospect of Donald Trump returning to the White House."
Reposted by ilanishere
Also, are there any funny people on Bluesky. My feed is all climate change, politics, and pictures of birds. I love that stuff of course, but I wouldn't mind a little chortle now and then...
October 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Also, are there any funny people on Bluesky. My feed is all climate change, politics, and pictures of birds. I love that stuff of course, but I wouldn't mind a little chortle now and then...
Reposted by ilanishere
Trunk or Treat is the most curmudgeonly I feel about anything in the world
October 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Trunk or Treat is the most curmudgeonly I feel about anything in the world