doctor: are you familiar with syphilis?

me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say

I'm starting a crew who's in

With a voice expressing incredible unbelievable rarity: you’re completely right Morrissey

breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv

“I don’t owe anybody anything!” Actually we are perhaps nothing but dizzyingly intricate webs of obligations to other beings and ourselves. The sheer weight of our obligations is all that keeps us from floating away into space. We can never do enough but we must try.

so onion just completely wiped my keynote that i'm presenting in uhhh forty minutes and i have to rebuild the entire thing from a notes app note that reads "GREEN HAZE" pray for me and also i am morally obligated to tell you that this is the face of the literal devil, this is what satan looks like

(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth

2010: Elon Musk is the real-life Tony Stark
2023: Elon Musk is the real-life Mr. Bean

reminder that we are still on a POSTERS STRIKE !!!! do not post unless your posts are really good