Kels
@ibetrying.bsky.social
35 ♉️ Dallas Metro📍Mother.
1st gen grad 🎓 💫 Survivor with C-PTSD. Solo Dolo 💨 Lifelong Learner. Mental Health Advocate. #LandBack Folklórico dancer 💃🏻 Relearning trombone✨ CashApp: $HelpAMothaOut214
1st gen grad 🎓 💫 Survivor with C-PTSD. Solo Dolo 💨 Lifelong Learner. Mental Health Advocate. #LandBack Folklórico dancer 💃🏻 Relearning trombone✨ CashApp: $HelpAMothaOut214
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I feel like I’m always behind on shit for work lately because it’s so busy, and anytime I see a headline that’s news or politics related I regret being on social media. Times is tough.. I’m not ready for the holidays 😅
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I feel like I’m always behind on shit for work lately because it’s so busy, and anytime I see a headline that’s news or politics related I regret being on social media. Times is tough.. I’m not ready for the holidays 😅
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I know I’m probably in men’s business right now but is an official diagnosis necessary. Don’t y’all just kinda know.
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I know I’m probably in men’s business right now but is an official diagnosis necessary. Don’t y’all just kinda know.
😂😂
Taking off my cage and asking him to measure again
Fellas, you go to the doctor. He tells you that you have a micropenis.
What's your next move???
What's your next move???
October 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
😂😂
This update wild but it’s cool seeing Acadia on there
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This update wild but it’s cool seeing Acadia on there
Hand all in your locs cuz I fw natural hair
October 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hand all in your locs cuz I fw natural hair
Fuck it for $11.36 I’ll buy my ticket now lol figure out the rest later
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Fuck it for $11.36 I’ll buy my ticket now lol figure out the rest later
I wonder who all will be at the dallas zydeco and southern soul music fest 🤔 not sure when I’ll be back in Louisiana and it’s always hard to get away from family. So, may as well see zydeco here while it’s in town in November.
October 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I wonder who all will be at the dallas zydeco and southern soul music fest 🤔 not sure when I’ll be back in Louisiana and it’s always hard to get away from family. So, may as well see zydeco here while it’s in town in November.
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It may help some men to understand that physiologically an orgasm is the intense release of a build up of tension. Like a good scratch to an itch.
So when we say “RIGHT THERE” we literally mean that is the spot where the tension is building and if you continue to stimulate it, it will release 💦💦💦
So when we say “RIGHT THERE” we literally mean that is the spot where the tension is building and if you continue to stimulate it, it will release 💦💦💦
Cum is secretion, it’s the wetness , ejaculation per se. .
Orgasm is the euphoric feeling, like you’re falling from a mountaintop and gasping for air. If you ain’t getting it , say something.
Life is too hard to not be fucked right.
Orgasm is the euphoric feeling, like you’re falling from a mountaintop and gasping for air. If you ain’t getting it , say something.
Life is too hard to not be fucked right.
October 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It may help some men to understand that physiologically an orgasm is the intense release of a build up of tension. Like a good scratch to an itch.
So when we say “RIGHT THERE” we literally mean that is the spot where the tension is building and if you continue to stimulate it, it will release 💦💦💦
So when we say “RIGHT THERE” we literally mean that is the spot where the tension is building and if you continue to stimulate it, it will release 💦💦💦
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lol my parents flew to Minnesota to celebrate #TheDoubleTax in St. Paul so naturally we hung out with THE WALZS because why not? 🤯
October 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
lol my parents flew to Minnesota to celebrate #TheDoubleTax in St. Paul so naturally we hung out with THE WALZS because why not? 🤯
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Bombed them folks to hell and back, now you’re forcing them to listen to your bullshit speech. Hell ain’t hot enough for that country.
JERUSALEM (AP) — In 'unprecedented operation,' Israeli army takes over mobile phones of Gaza residents to carry Netanyahu UN speech live.
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Bombed them folks to hell and back, now you’re forcing them to listen to your bullshit speech. Hell ain’t hot enough for that country.
My 14 year old is taking his second year of Spanish class this year and now as a freshman wants to join the African student org and he’s already joined the business club. Wow this kid clowns me but he’s doing similar shit as me 😂😂
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My 14 year old is taking his second year of Spanish class this year and now as a freshman wants to join the African student org and he’s already joined the business club. Wow this kid clowns me but he’s doing similar shit as me 😂😂
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Noem now says 1 detainee was killed this morning in TX, not 2. This seems like a not-so-hard thing to get right. They are also already claiming ICE was targeted, even though 3 detainees got shot 🤷🏻♀️
September 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Noem now says 1 detainee was killed this morning in TX, not 2. This seems like a not-so-hard thing to get right. They are also already claiming ICE was targeted, even though 3 detainees got shot 🤷🏻♀️
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Being a Brat is not being an asshole. Those who’re assholes and bullies in the name of bratting are not the same. We have manners. We know when to stop/start, when to be serious, and when’s the proper time to act up. We’re kind, loving and even sweet. We just like the power dynamic.
-A Brat.
-A Brat.
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Being a Brat is not being an asshole. Those who’re assholes and bullies in the name of bratting are not the same. We have manners. We know when to stop/start, when to be serious, and when’s the proper time to act up. We’re kind, loving and even sweet. We just like the power dynamic.
-A Brat.
-A Brat.
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I don’t want that sensitive lovey dovey shit when you’re fucking me. I want passion, yeah, but I want to see you get feral. I wanna see that pent up energy you have for me.
- A Brat.
- A Brat.
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don’t want that sensitive lovey dovey shit when you’re fucking me. I want passion, yeah, but I want to see you get feral. I wanna see that pent up energy you have for me.
- A Brat.
- A Brat.
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It sucks the way the humanities are being eroded & labeled unimportant. For every rant against a “new identity,” there is an ancient poem or painting or song or or or that tells us there is nothing new under the sun
September 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It sucks the way the humanities are being eroded & labeled unimportant. For every rant against a “new identity,” there is an ancient poem or painting or song or or or that tells us there is nothing new under the sun
Yesss!!!! I’d be a full supporter of the tech then lol
Omg, do my laundry, dishes, buy my groceries, and clean the bathroom. THEN, We’ll talk.
😂 like I need help with putting my laundry away and doing the dishes. I do not need help with this business shit lol I got this. I’m smart, if I don’t know it I’ll google some shit and figure out how to do it.
September 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yesss!!!! I’d be a full supporter of the tech then lol
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Omg, do my laundry, dishes, buy my groceries, and clean the bathroom. THEN, We’ll talk.
😂 like I need help with putting my laundry away and doing the dishes. I do not need help with this business shit lol I got this. I’m smart, if I don’t know it I’ll google some shit and figure out how to do it.
September 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Omg, do my laundry, dishes, buy my groceries, and clean the bathroom. THEN, We’ll talk.
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My boss calls Chat her Bestie
My boss pushes for us to give AI a shot with ChatGPT and I’m thankful our calls are only audio because my face visibly changes every time she mentions it but I just try to avoid the topic so I don’t have to tell her I hate AI 😅
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My boss calls Chat her Bestie
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You can’t make me use AI. My boss can’t. There is no substitute for the human eye, human judgement. Ai has no context. No substance. It just spits out what you prompt it. It’s not sentient. It’s not smart. Ai is bullshit.
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You can’t make me use AI. My boss can’t. There is no substitute for the human eye, human judgement. Ai has no context. No substance. It just spits out what you prompt it. It’s not sentient. It’s not smart. Ai is bullshit.
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Don’t worry about it…
Virginia high school football wasn’t even segregated at the time so it’s based on a LIE anyways…
Virginia high school football wasn’t even segregated at the time so it’s based on a LIE anyways…
I have a confession y’all. I know many of you will be disappointed in me and I’m sorry 🥺
I’ve never seen Remember the Titans
I’ve never seen Remember the Titans
a woman in a blue coat is standing in a hallway looking at the camera
ALT: a woman in a blue coat is standing in a hallway looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Don’t worry about it…
Virginia high school football wasn’t even segregated at the time so it’s based on a LIE anyways…
Virginia high school football wasn’t even segregated at the time so it’s based on a LIE anyways…
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non autistic people are like "maybe you shouldnt make train jokes about autistic people" but all the autistic people I know are like "i love this train post toot toot"
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
non autistic people are like "maybe you shouldnt make train jokes about autistic people" but all the autistic people I know are like "i love this train post toot toot"
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Hope you receive the love you deserve one day
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hope you receive the love you deserve one day