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nilvasader.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Thank God for limes.
Scientists have determined that if limes ever go extinct the human race would be annihilated by Scurvy in a matter of weeks.
December 4, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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kellyscaletta.bsky.social
What kind of crimes do cats commit?

Felineys!
December 4, 2024 at 7:41 PM
iamtherake.bsky.social
Por que a gente da nomes diferentes para animais que são a mesma coisa? Tipo avestruz e ema, ou coelho e lebre.
November 3, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Sounds like my kind of superhero.
Iron Man was originally named Bucket Man, and he had no superpowers or friends.
November 3, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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shitpostverdade2.bsky.social
September 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
iamtherake.bsky.social
Se duvidar é um fake do próprio kiko. Deve estar tão puto porque a birra dele não funcionou que pistou de vez.
guksuga.bsky.social T @guksuga.bsky.social · Sep 21
que cara chorão. Tá até agora respondendo todo mundo enquanto tá com as bolas do kiko da boca kkkkkkkk
September 21, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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mcapriglioneart.bsky.social
do you want a snack
four panel black and white cartoon featuring a character talking to their cat. the first panel, the cat yells "I'M PISSED OFF". the second panel, the character holds up a bag of treats and says "do you want a snack?" panel 3, close up on the cat making a silly face and saying "yes pweeze". panel 4 the cat munches happily on snacks
September 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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purrinink.bsky.social
Happy Caturday 🐈‍⬛🤍
September 21, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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straycat99.bsky.social
September 20, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
September 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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wallacepires.bsky.social
Manon - SF6
September 21, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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kwongkornnaphat.bsky.social
L: I think she will understand me if I ask in Mandarin so I will use Cantonese, okay?
L: Do you love me? (in Cantonese)
O: I love you (in Mandarin)
L: AHHHHHH
September 21, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "I'm fat, but I walk a lot, so I have oddly muscular legs." Another man says in awe "yes, I see." The fat man points to himself and says "sometimes, me and the fellas who also have fat guy legs get together and strut." A group of fat guys with muscular legs walk down the road in revealing shorts while wearing sunglasses."
September 20, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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janus.bsky.social
September 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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chipflake.com
Something I noticed about my partner and I
1 panel comic of a couple laying in bed. The caption reads "2 types of people:". They're both thinking "wow, I did nothing today". Character on the left is wide awake while thinking "If I sleep now I will have to live with the fact that I wasted the entire day", while the other character is trying to sleep & thinking "might as well just sleep so I can fast forward to a day where I actually do something."
September 21, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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dervy.bsky.social
September 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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crislee.bsky.social
September 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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shoujofan.bsky.social
September 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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lizardky.bsky.social
In Tamarian, "Tintin Reminding The Captain"
Tintin/Captain meme. Captain:"Wow, what a year this has been, huh?" Tintin:"Captain, it's September."
September 20, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
September 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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karlbode.com
September 20, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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idolomantises.bsky.social
Plague Girlfriends
September 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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vespercoven.bsky.social
September 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM