I am Desereé
@iamdeseree.bsky.social
Cute, with my cute hubs and my cute kids and my cute pets trying to live a cute life before it all burns down 🔥
Why is avatar still a thing? Thats dumb.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why is avatar still a thing? Thats dumb.
Our Tr*mp neighbor finally changed his two house flags for a Charlie Kirk flag and a Half-America/half-Dont Tread on Me. He’s gone full MAGA. A step down, a lessening.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Our Tr*mp neighbor finally changed his two house flags for a Charlie Kirk flag and a Half-America/half-Dont Tread on Me. He’s gone full MAGA. A step down, a lessening.
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MAGAs always deflect — ‘Trump is great,’ ‘Clinton did it,’ ‘Biden’s worse.’ Enough. This isn’t about Clinton or Biden. It’s about Trump. Release the files. If he’s innocent, they clear him. If he’s guilty, justice. Stop worshipping and start demanding truth.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
MAGAs always deflect — ‘Trump is great,’ ‘Clinton did it,’ ‘Biden’s worse.’ Enough. This isn’t about Clinton or Biden. It’s about Trump. Release the files. If he’s innocent, they clear him. If he’s guilty, justice. Stop worshipping and start demanding truth.
When @iamtito.bsky.social says our daughter’s name with the pronunciation, I know she’s hit the limit.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When @iamtito.bsky.social says our daughter’s name with the pronunciation, I know she’s hit the limit.
I think I finally understand girl dinner. A random smattering of snacks within reach and wine.
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I think I finally understand girl dinner. A random smattering of snacks within reach and wine.
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some blue dream and a beergarita
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
some blue dream and a beergarita
Manual labor as cardio 💀
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Manual labor as cardio 💀
I didn’t think I’d enjoy one of my kids tv shows then came Phineas and Ferb.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I didn’t think I’d enjoy one of my kids tv shows then came Phineas and Ferb.
Omg antiques roadshow on Netflix??? Yes pleaseeeeee, my new comfort show.
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Omg antiques roadshow on Netflix??? Yes pleaseeeeee, my new comfort show.
My millennial fantasy.
Eating cheeeeese as a weekend activity 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My millennial fantasy.
Sounds like me and my toddler 😻
“Don’t worry,” said Frog. “We will go back to all the places where we walked. We will soon find your button.”
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Sounds like me and my toddler 😻
My two favorite days of late on social media are today, Bill Clinton Day and the “is he dead?!??” Day.
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My two favorite days of late on social media are today, Bill Clinton Day and the “is he dead?!??” Day.
Fucking hell. I fucking need bifocals. Fuckkkkkkk forty.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fucking hell. I fucking need bifocals. Fuckkkkkkk forty.
What is the thing that you hate most to buy and why is it cat litter? 🐱
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What is the thing that you hate most to buy and why is it cat litter? 🐱
Decisions made so far:
Here’s what stays:
- STUNningly olives of all varieties. And colors.
- cucumber!
- Okra. When prepared a certain way.
- Raisins, in salads only.
Everything else goes.
Not shockingly Mother Nature wins the contest as best food producer!
Here’s what stays:
- STUNningly olives of all varieties. And colors.
- cucumber!
- Okra. When prepared a certain way.
- Raisins, in salads only.
Everything else goes.
Not shockingly Mother Nature wins the contest as best food producer!
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Decisions made so far:
Here’s what stays:
- STUNningly olives of all varieties. And colors.
- cucumber!
- Okra. When prepared a certain way.
- Raisins, in salads only.
Everything else goes.
Not shockingly Mother Nature wins the contest as best food producer!
Here’s what stays:
- STUNningly olives of all varieties. And colors.
- cucumber!
- Okra. When prepared a certain way.
- Raisins, in salads only.
Everything else goes.
Not shockingly Mother Nature wins the contest as best food producer!
Finally feeling enough food autonomy where I don’t feel the need to try and/or eat what’s put in front of me. I’m retrying all of my (perceived) hate foods. Asparagus. Flan. Okra. Cucumber. Runny eggs. Tres leches cake. Raisins. Lima beans. Fish with bones. Olives. PITTED olives. NON pitted olives.
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Finally feeling enough food autonomy where I don’t feel the need to try and/or eat what’s put in front of me. I’m retrying all of my (perceived) hate foods. Asparagus. Flan. Okra. Cucumber. Runny eggs. Tres leches cake. Raisins. Lima beans. Fish with bones. Olives. PITTED olives. NON pitted olives.
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This whole catastrophe a day news cycle is like the worst advent calendar
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This whole catastrophe a day news cycle is like the worst advent calendar
Listening through the fence to my neighbors having a candid conversation that often happens in our house! It contains farts, a daughter and a dad. I’m sure you know the one.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Listening through the fence to my neighbors having a candid conversation that often happens in our house! It contains farts, a daughter and a dad. I’m sure you know the one.
The differences between blackwork and cross-stitch #1: everything is so light! The thread has no heft, it slips back out of the hole so easily, it clings to nothing!
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The differences between blackwork and cross-stitch #1: everything is so light! The thread has no heft, it slips back out of the hole so easily, it clings to nothing!
Figured out the hard way that our dog is a non-chill dog.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Figured out the hard way that our dog is a non-chill dog.
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the sexiest thing a girl can do is be herself
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the sexiest thing a girl can do is be herself
This tape job I just did in my active construction site slash house. An apt metaphor for life right now
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This tape job I just did in my active construction site slash house. An apt metaphor for life right now