💀captain jeefheart💀
@iamtito.bsky.social
thoughts aren’t real.
dad. trophy husband. idiot.
dad. trophy husband. idiot.
the ol’ onside puntaroo
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the ol’ onside puntaroo
not so hot guitar take but billy corgan is a tone god
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
not so hot guitar take but billy corgan is a tone god
some blue dream and a beergarita
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
some blue dream and a beergarita
every sax solo is a sexy sax solo is you do it right
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
every sax solo is a sexy sax solo is you do it right
how tf is falling down the stairs not even the worst thing to happen to me today
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
how tf is falling down the stairs not even the worst thing to happen to me today
why are you telling me this im not a lizard
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
why are you telling me this im not a lizard
laundro is a beautiful name for a baby boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
laundro is a beautiful name for a baby boy
maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s an adhd burnout for no goddam reason
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s an adhd burnout for no goddam reason
oh no I sat down
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
oh no I sat down
i wish I could think my thoughts one at a time
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i wish I could think my thoughts one at a time
Reposted by 💀captain jeefheart💀
Just going to keep posting until it happens
Primary them all
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just going to keep posting until it happens
i don’t wanna jeef back down from this cloud
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i don’t wanna jeef back down from this cloud
the grapes have lost their luster
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the grapes have lost their luster
how high up the food chain can you do a citizens arrest?
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
how high up the food chain can you do a citizens arrest?
making mac and cheese at 730am
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
making mac and cheese at 730am
clock not calculator
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
clock not calculator
this dog needs so many pep talks
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
this dog needs so many pep talks
i win at parenting my 7yo just said that chores are the best
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i win at parenting my 7yo just said that chores are the best
daddy and a half jeef daddy power
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
daddy and a half jeef daddy power
i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you are a day late
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you are a day late
brb i think it’s my turn to piss myself
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
brb i think it’s my turn to piss myself
hollowween? no duh it’s hollow, how else would pee come out
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
hollowween? no duh it’s hollow, how else would pee come out