💀captain jeefheart💀
@iamtito.bsky.social
thoughts aren’t real.
dad. trophy husband. idiot.
dad. trophy husband. idiot.
gonna need one of these reporters to tell that cunt they are with the american people next time he asks
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
gonna need one of these reporters to tell that cunt they are with the american people next time he asks
adventures in stay at home dadding
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
adventures in stay at home dadding
the ol’ onside puntaroo
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the ol’ onside puntaroo
not so hot guitar take but billy corgan is a tone god
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
not so hot guitar take but billy corgan is a tone god
some blue dream and a beergarita
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
some blue dream and a beergarita
every sax solo is a sexy sax solo is you do it right
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
every sax solo is a sexy sax solo is you do it right
how tf is falling down the stairs not even the worst thing to happen to me today
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
how tf is falling down the stairs not even the worst thing to happen to me today
why are you telling me this im not a lizard
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
why are you telling me this im not a lizard
laundro is a beautiful name for a baby boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
laundro is a beautiful name for a baby boy
maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s an adhd burnout for no goddam reason
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s an adhd burnout for no goddam reason
oh no I sat down
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
oh no I sat down
i wish I could think my thoughts one at a time
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i wish I could think my thoughts one at a time
Reposted by 💀captain jeefheart💀
Just going to keep posting until it happens
Primary them all
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just going to keep posting until it happens
i don’t wanna jeef back down from this cloud
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i don’t wanna jeef back down from this cloud
the grapes have lost their luster
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the grapes have lost their luster
how high up the food chain can you do a citizens arrest?
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
how high up the food chain can you do a citizens arrest?
making mac and cheese at 730am
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
making mac and cheese at 730am
clock not calculator
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
clock not calculator
this dog needs so many pep talks
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
this dog needs so many pep talks
i win at parenting my 7yo just said that chores are the best
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i win at parenting my 7yo just said that chores are the best
daddy and a half jeef daddy power
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
daddy and a half jeef daddy power
i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you are a day late
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you are a day late