I am Desereé
@iamdeseree.bsky.social
Cute, with my cute hubs and my cute kids and my cute pets trying to live a cute life before it all burns down 🔥
Figured out the hard way that our dog is a non-chill dog.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Figured out the hard way that our dog is a non-chill dog.
This tape job I just did in my active construction site slash house. An apt metaphor for life right now
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This tape job I just did in my active construction site slash house. An apt metaphor for life right now
I mean look at that guy!
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I mean look at that guy!
I want to be in the conference room where this was green lit. It brings so much joy.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I want to be in the conference room where this was green lit. It brings so much joy.
Married couple text chains. @iamtito.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Married couple text chains. @iamtito.bsky.social
It’s a reaction to AI. Mary in the Junkyard
October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s a reaction to AI. Mary in the Junkyard
@iamtito.bsky.social is in his happy place.
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
@iamtito.bsky.social is in his happy place.
Why does this cutie play a sweetheart in every role he is in. Look at this. What is the opposite of “punchable face”??
October 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Why does this cutie play a sweetheart in every role he is in. Look at this. What is the opposite of “punchable face”??
Time is a construct
October 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Time is a construct
The exactness of these hours tickles me.
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The exactness of these hours tickles me.
It’s giving we have that at home
September 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s giving we have that at home
Wondering how much @iamtito.bsky.social would hate me for bringing this into our home
September 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Wondering how much @iamtito.bsky.social would hate me for bringing this into our home
Teen? I guess Spotify knows how old I am. That tracks.
May 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Teen? I guess Spotify knows how old I am. That tracks.
Snack salad. Happy Friday.
March 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Snack salad. Happy Friday.
Feeling like Liz Lemon in my own backyard.
January 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Feeling like Liz Lemon in my own backyard.
Bye bye twitter, I left all of my funny quips, Simpson’s quotes and song lyrics behind, except one:
January 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Bye bye twitter, I left all of my funny quips, Simpson’s quotes and song lyrics behind, except one:
