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Die Hard Is A Shark Movie.
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Die Hard Is A Shark Movie.
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sharks should not be subjected to watching Bill Belichick’s coaching anymore.
October 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sharks should not be subjected to watching Bill Belichick’s coaching anymore.
That wasn’t very cool.
In case any of my colleagues missed this news, Mauricio has been seriously injured. I’ll share updates when I receive them. 🦑🦈
www.cbsnews.com/news/mexican...
www.cbsnews.com/news/mexican...
Mexican marine biologist seriously injured in shark attack off Costa Rica
Costa Rica's Fire Department said it rescued 48-year-old Mauricio Hoyos from the attack and carried him on a 36-hour journey from Cocos Island.
www.cbsnews.com
October 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That wasn’t very cool.
Sharks on the other hand think that everyone is a friend and therefore do not need to drink their pee.
September 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Sharks on the other hand think that everyone is a friend and therefore do not need to drink their pee.
I’m intrigued… go on
You've heard of bodega cats?
I give you: bodega sharks
I give you: bodega sharks
September 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’m intrigued… go on
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"The Ghost of Sharp Teeth in the Deep Green Mist"
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A sand tiger shark opens its mouth wide with 300 sharp teeth, rushing straight towards the camera. Shot at 40m water in S Africa. Seems this beast is actually shy and harmless.
Keeping still is the best way to coexist.
Note says this is not AI.
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A sand tiger shark opens its mouth wide with 300 sharp teeth, rushing straight towards the camera. Shot at 40m water in S Africa. Seems this beast is actually shy and harmless.
Keeping still is the best way to coexist.
Note says this is not AI.
September 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"The Ghost of Sharp Teeth in the Deep Green Mist"
😱
A sand tiger shark opens its mouth wide with 300 sharp teeth, rushing straight towards the camera. Shot at 40m water in S Africa. Seems this beast is actually shy and harmless.
Keeping still is the best way to coexist.
Note says this is not AI.
😱
A sand tiger shark opens its mouth wide with 300 sharp teeth, rushing straight towards the camera. Shot at 40m water in S Africa. Seems this beast is actually shy and harmless.
Keeping still is the best way to coexist.
Note says this is not AI.
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Seems like maybe RFK, Jr. should not be in charge of anything tbh.
September 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Seems like maybe RFK, Jr. should not be in charge of anything tbh.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-asks-if-wedding-can-be-shark-themed/
September 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
PSA: Applebees has a shark drink. It’s delicious. 🦈
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
PSA: Applebees has a shark drink. It’s delicious. 🦈
This is a Porbeagle Shark. Or a bottle nosed shark. They’re pretty cool. 🦈
September 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is a Porbeagle Shark. Or a bottle nosed shark. They’re pretty cool. 🦈
What a nice win for our friends!
US Fish & Wildlife to declare 3 beaches protected areas for leatherback turtles
US Fish & Wildlife to declare 3 beaches protected areas for leatherback turtles
By THE STAR STAFFAs a result of a petition filed by conservation groups, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has announced it will declare three beaches in Puerto Rico as protected areas for…
www.sanjuandailystar.com
September 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What a nice win for our friends!
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August 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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We are not lumpy
I pet a shark once and it was smooth.
August 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We are not lumpy
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North Carolina coastal shark found dead at Carolina Beach | Approximately 100% of the time, this results from someone catching the shark, handling it poorly, and “releasing” it.
Massive shark washes ashore on island at North Carolina coast
A massive hammerhead shark was discovered at a North Carolina island around at the northern end of Carolina Beach near the Clamshell access.
www.cbs17.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
North Carolina coastal shark found dead at Carolina Beach | Approximately 100% of the time, this results from someone catching the shark, handling it poorly, and “releasing” it.
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The Sharks disagree with the Dogg. Bigotry has no room here. 🦈
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Sharks disagree with the Dogg. Bigotry has no room here. 🦈
Sharks are friend.
August 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sharks are friend.
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Eugene.
August 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Eugene.
August 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
August 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM